Happinesstan

It's alright though, Adidas have paid the FA £100,000 for demonstrating that their competitors product is shite.

Why? Pathetic twats. https://www.msn.com/en-gb/sport/fifa-world-cup/are-you-‘kyling’-for-kyle-walker-football-fans-are-copying-that-cramp-pose-on-social-media/ar-AAzUHnD?MSCC=1531329695&ocid=spartanntp

I get the feeling he's maybe just a little more introverted than your average footballer. Despite willing him to be selected, I also thought he would likely be isolated to a degree. No way he shouldn't be involved in the future though. Start picking him for squads once the world cup is over.

That makes a depressing amount of sense. Aye. Ashley needs to be careful. If he backs Rafa too much, he might be tempted to sign that contract.

"people close to his agent"? OK Lee you shiny headed fuckwit.

FYP. Just read that on RTG. Whole new level of self-congratulatory vileness there at the moment. Eh? I don't understand. Do you mean they have quoted me on RTG as some kind of indication of our delusion? If so, that's funny.

If Shelvey was playing we'd be in the final.

Just let Rafa buy who the fuck he wants, man. FFS he doubled Mitro's value just by not picking him. The man is a financial wizard.

It didn't help us in '90.

Turned over a VW in Trafalgar square or something.

I'd buy Novichok off Abramovich if Ashley was to personally do the deal.

Still think he'd be okay with Lascelles, but I'd rather have better. But then we already need to replace Mbemba with somebody who can cover for Lascelles.

Hooper's keeper top, man. Was it ever proven to be a magic eye image?

Always was.

Young people probably look at USA 1994 as ancient football history now... I've only just got over the realisation that some people didn't exist in 1990.

Football's coming home. And the owner of our proud club is printing fucking t-shirts.

Who's getting a delivery of novichok in the morning?

Denise Welsh doing "Sunday for Sammy" adverts.

You'll be alright mate, I don't think anybody would expect you to.

I always get my curry delivered so that I can sing "It's coming home" until it get's here.

There is definitely a good player in Merino, but I'm not sure he's quite at the point of commanding a starting position in the prem, but he needs game time to get there. I don't knowmuch about Ki but he has been a regular in the prem over the past four years, and is likely a safer option. It's a shame for us, but it would probably be best for the player. Although a loan option would suit both parties.

Could be the other side waiting to see if there are any offers closer to their asking price. They're not advertising him in the Chronicle, £27m ono.

It's allegedly very humid in the monitoring offices.

Yeah, I didn't read any further than that.

Could it be that they wanted 27, we offered 15, and now they want 22?