Happinesstan

Nah, they will randomly "fail the medical" or ensure wages offered was dogshit. We'll end up with Divine as our new forward.

I'd like to say it was because Dier went CB but it started a little before then. Columbia dropped back and we looked a lot better. We let them dictate the game far too much for a decent chunk. Bringing Dier on was a massive mistake IMO, they were doing nothing before that sub. We can't defend on the backfoot at all so i hope he learnt from it and in the future brings Loftus Cheek on if he wants to close out a game. But he did rectify that in the 2nd half of extra time. It's a different way of defending but with this team i think it's right. Agreed. No need to change formation at that time.

If he's Rafa's first choice, then Plea is the plea for me. Cold-blooded son of a gun He'll shoot you down.

It's both players we will fail to sign.

Andrei Kanchelskis.

Terry Mac

It certainly seems like a gift from heaven for Townsend, but if Rafa really wants him, and it's not just rumours, then he must have done something to gain that faith.

There's little difference between wanting to go on to bigger and better, and, not wanting to go on to smaller and shitter.

I haven't seen enough of him, so I'm going off what people are saying here. Sounds like a shrewd bit of business. There is certainly no reason to be unhappy with this signing. Looking forward to seeing him. To be honest I don't particularly care if every signing is a free transfer, as long as they improve us overall.

Kane in August, man. We'll win this nee bother.

He's an example to us all.

Walk like a panther, spend like an owl.

He didn't do anything to increase his value, or the interest in him. But he didn't do anything to reduce his value either. £20 million from Fulham it is.

"believed to be just up the road" Pullitzer prize winning journalism that, like.

They will demand his medal be stripped and given to soldiers or something I’m sure. Hope he melts it down into a machine gun pendant and where's it like a fucking crucifix. Kissing it every time he scores.

They've been on the Newcy Broon man, that explains it.

The Lord Raglan pub. Just promotional nonsense. Oh right. I thought I recognised it. It's over the road from Nomura Bank.

The William Hill Arms?? Are bookies opening up pubs now?

Manko Branko?

A dream come true for the fat cunt, though.

Agreed. Only bettered by watching him in a Liverpool goalies top. All the best Jose lad.

That's called a "Heaton Mess".

Pundits.

He did. But for some reason the operator put him through to Sir Jimmy Saville, and they got talking about his charity work.

6 counting Jelliot. 7. If Joselu can pick up the ball he's a better keeper than striker.