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I hope his intestines burst and he drowns in his own shit. That would be quite poetic.

Oh aye, Bournemouth.

Other than the lack of premiership and international experience.

He's an absolute giant.

Well somebody respectful has given them a platform.

Marr-voo

Disappointed Shola's not there.

Rafa could do it with Joselu man.

Looks like Emlyn Hughes.

Tbf, while I hope he does eventually, Hayden hasn't really made the step up this season, I doubt Diame will be able to carry on his form from this season, given that he's aging, and it was a bit of a freak how he turned into Kante for half a season, Merino hasnt really been used for one reason or another, maybe injuries? But I wouldn't be surprised to see up try and upgrade. I get he's aging, but why? He showed no signs of tiring at the end of this season. His consistency was there. I can see him performing like that for another two years, at least.

If we haven't submitted a bid at that price then it is an early indication of how the summer will go. Of course Mike's only stupid when it comes to football, so he'll probably make the bid but lose out on wages. And we'll still be in the dark.

His match ratings here is quite funny https://www.whoscored.com/Players/27188/MatchStatistics/Mohamed-Diam%C3%A9 When did Jamaal slap him al owa? Was just before the West Ham game. I remember being impressed by his response. Didn't think for one moment it would last.

Islam Slimani. He got the header that got the goal that got us safe.

Love the way he got himself a good seat for the 3rd goal. Cocky little bugger.

Both players would be worthy winners which is all the more remarkable given the alleged fallout, was the point I was making.

Diame deserves it, but he wouldn't if it hadn't been for Lascelles. And the best thing is, there is no bad blood at all.

We've made a lot of teams look less than they are this season.

I agree. Bringing him back for the Man U game was a masterstroke.

Shelvey is like Moses parting the red sea at times.

He and Clark struggled, in Lascelles absence, and they both took criticism.

Take a bow lads. You laid the foundations for today. No way the lads weren't going to respond to that.

It's such a difference. Shelvey was using him like a sweeper today.

Charnley, in Ashley's office, right now.

I FUCKING LOVE THIS CLUB!!! At times.

Rafa is all about the team. They should have played together.