Happinesstan

It's bad writing if it's saying the transfer fee was 7M in total. It's like those shite maths problems that are deliberately written out wrong just to get hits.

Let's hope ASM can find where he left Billy's Boots.

Didn't we do that already, to a degree, with Botman? We outbid AC who would have probably got him for their price if we hadn't. We'll probably have to do that for the bigger names who attract more attention.

i don't know why anybody believes any reports unless they state the deal is done.

It's a little bit crazy to be imagining the window shutting when there's 4/5 weeks left. It would be brilliant to have our squad finalised before the season starts, but I don't think that ever happens. The biggest transfers tend to happen in the last days.

heh heh.

Bit harsh to apply that to the players, even if you don't mean any disrespect. Gayle et al would have done a job in the Championship when we were inevitably relegated again. They might not be PL players, but we can hardly claim we were a PL club. Basically, it's nice to be able to claim we ARE a PL club now.

Fee isn't recorded as a loss until next year.

Reminds me of Jack Reacher.

If it was Colonel Tom, I'd agree.

He reminded me of a young CR7 without the showboating. Not saying he could be the next, but he does look good.

You're bringing in a better sub who can play 30 mins for 38 games.

To be fair, "Lees are good, Lees are good, Robert Lees are good"

Something something, sometime.

There's nothing in his demeanour to suggest he's being anything other than polite. People need to stop making judgments based on 5 second videos.

Who is the guy he's talking to anyway? Why's he asking him questions?

Might be clutching at straws but he could just be acknowledging the fact that he's nobody exciting. The guy obviously doesn't know who he is and he's cool with that.

Probably means nowt, but didn't Botman replace Lascelles and play on the right of Burn, until Schar replaced burn. I think Burn will always play on the left due to his comfort in the FB position. Think Botman is still raw enough to benefit from playing either roles.

He made 3 starts for Brazil before signing for us. He was already risking that by joining a club with one victory under their belt.

Doesn't strike me as the type of character that thinks he's too good for anything. I reckon if the changing room bogs were blocked he'd be on it before the plumber arrived.

No he wouldn't you plonker.

Easiest solution is to reject any offers for irreplaceable players.

I use "spent my wad" in both situations.

People need to remember we might have been relegated last season when they chip in with what Bruno was "promised"

London Calling changed to Billy scoring from the left or the right...