Happinesstan

Aye. We replaced a LB called Matt, with a target on his back, for a LB called Matt, with Targett on his back. Perfect signing, to a T.

Will people stop giving the slimy slob credit for 5 points. he got 3 from 8. 2 of those were from the 3 games we had Jones in charge.

Good first half. Need to score another and keep our focus. They've brought nothing but they could easily punish any mistakes.

Bruno's been reading the "favourite newcastle goals" thread.

BELTA!! Knew it was just a matter of time for him

Howe adding to his transfer wishlist. New 3rd choice forward.

Don't remember the fucking score though.

Don't care who goes down, The higher we finish the better.

I'm sure Bruno is on more than 100k, could be wrong. Offer him the same as Bruno.

4 12 26 40 Can't deny his improvement.

If he went away and improved it surely that proves it was the case.

Gary Kelly saved two pens.

If the Gas get promoted, and I hope they do, I'd happily let him continue his development with them. seems to be going well and as long as they are progressing together it can only be a good thing. Would be great if they won another promotion next season. I know, fairy tale stuff, but it happens.

We've got 6 games til the end of season, we got a full stadium of support, half a squad, it's done and we're wearing sunglasses.

Every country, apart form ours it seems, totally captures the mind of the football fan in their commentary. We get Danny fucking Murphy.

Puts our commentary to shame.

On the rare occasion we managed 3 passes.

Good definitely do one for Joelinton, to the tune of Big River. Steve Bruce brought him to the tyne played him as a number 9... Joelinton I want you all to know that Bruce was blind

Jumped like a spring. Was on his way down at the same time as up.

It means don't push, don't rush. Obviously the medical team know what they're doing, we don't so have to speculate.

I wouldn't risk him but it would be good to get him up to match fitness before the season ends.

No wonder they're loving him. Looks class in that.

HTG

Is it Captain Pugwash?

Rafa couldn't. I think character wise Howe expects the same as Rafa.