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Brexit Jim coming out in a cold sweat

Could bond with Gordon discussing how much of a prick Van Hecke is.

On cost perhaps, but absolutely not on current ability

May as well have this bumped so there’s no duplication…

Pepe Le Pew confirmed as their record signing. Will the PL suit him better than the Championship? Possibly. They need to hope so anyway.

People have been lynched for less when it comes to ticketing…

If that’s true (would seem very unlikely), then that absolutely would be a push to get everyone to auto-renew in future.

If you were of a cynical persuasion you may come to the conclusion that it’s an effort to push people into making sure their auto-renewal is activated going forward…

Yes, to buy on Wednesday. Imagine there’ll still be some left by the general sale on Friday, but probably mainly L7.

40m Euros mind, so closer to 34/35m pounds. Still seems an awful lot like. But on the other hand, cheap for a generational talent…

Do a search on that bloke and his #nufc tweets and it’s just a massive catalogue of links to players and managers that seemingly never came close to being realistic.

Under contract until the end of June. So until then this fanciful grand PSR hack is technically possible. Would look a tad dodgy mind.

Would be an excellent low-cost addition in a ‘difficult to fill’ position IMO. Offers a skill set that we don’t currently have (an attacking player with good aerial ability and physical presence). Wasn’t particularly worried about his injury record as had been very good recently, until the most recent hamstring one, which is obviously far from ideal, but as long as there doesn’t look to be an issue still there, I’d be ok with it.

If Tino was bought for ~£40m on a 5 year contract two years ago, does that effectively mean we have to write off £24m of any fee we’d get for him this window?

Would get our top earner off the books though

I thought Krul wasn’t in the academy long to count as homegrown?

Double Bruno is £300k+. Don’t think anyone’s giving him remotely close to that.

I very much doubt there was ever a choice between Barnes or a 17yo from a different league.

So we’re all agreed then?

Don’t think he loves Jesus as much as Guehi, so probably more likely to be a bit of a knob to push the deal through.

Rewatch Isak’s goal at home to them this season. See who’s in the middle of their defence that slips allowing Isak to bundle it in.

Hasn’t been at the club long enough regardless. See @ponsaelius explanation as to why Hall would also need registering.

Does his loan season not count as ‘being eligible to play for’?

Tbf, one thing they definitely need is more squad depth at CB….

How many players do we actually currently have that require registering on List A? I make it 24. Out of those 24 you can most likely strike off Wilson. So 23. Only 3 of current 5 keepers would (realistically) be getting registered, so 21. Let’s assume we sign five new first team players, and sell Longstaff. We’d only be able to register a List A squad of 21. So I’d probably leave out: Targett Lascelles Kraft Osula (assuming one of the new signings is a central striker) All very hypothetical obviously, but hardly the end of the world that would necessitate Longstaff staying.