SteV

*won’t start

Surely the whole point of a ‘database nonce’ is to put on your radar players that you are not familiar with, rather than players from the club they used to work for, who you’ve likely scouted to some degree anyway?

So has he flown back to Milan from Dublin last night, to then fly back over here from Milan today?

“Thiaw only wanted #NUFC” Fuck you Como.

The thing is, if it was some kind of hotel stopover package, you’d probably just think ‘suppose that’s just modern football and clubs having travel partners and all that bollocks’. But the fact that (at least going off the post) it just seems to be selling tickets at vastly inflated prices is absolutely ridiculous. Literally the definition of touting.

Doubt he plays at Villa now anyway, having not really played many pre-season games.

Ready to be granted ‘baller’ status?

Hope seems very confident about it as well, Douglas and Hardy a little bit less so.

Fairly lengthy post-match interview with Razor: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/p0lw01rf

This is gonna go down well…

https://www.archivebuttons.com/articles?article=https://www.thetimes.com/sport/football/article/yoane-wissa-brentford-newcastle-transfer-news-3v2mbz7c8

Aghehowa now. Was Omorodion but he changed it to his ma’s name cos he doesn’t like his da.

Not as confident as the others on Wissa like https://www.archivebuttons.com/articles?article=https://inews.co.uk/sport/football/how-newcastle-can-turn-summer-chaos-into-positive-3850251

RyDog says no.

The story that Downie has been more or less spinning all week is that everything was effectively agreed, and we were just waiting on Brentford bringing someone (Ouattara) in.

Nah, needs to be one of the other names as well.

Everyone referencing @bobbydazzla today

Played in the PSG 4-1 didn’t he?

This is who Jacobs is referencing:

Aye, whilst there’s been a definite upsurge in his non-update, engagement-farming tweets, the actual subject matter has still been very accurate fwiw.

‘Howa Aghehowa son’ has a nice ring to it mind.