OCK

Let him go and get fit, and sort his foot out. It's doing no one any favours.

At this point you let Longstaff go and get his foot reattached or whatevers wrong with it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wes_Foderingham#Personal_life of course

Wes Foderingham must have won a competition to play a season in the Premier League.

You're all going to be fuming when you see the penalty Maguire won in the other game.

Longstaff goes down so easily.

Jordan Ayew only 32 years old.

Maguire hooks his arms around the defender's hand and falls to the ground... penalty.

I was wondering if they'd check the foul if they had scored, but I'm fairly sure they don't.

"That is a freekick" *sees the angle where Gordon wins the ball.* *silence*

No one knows I'm wearing a wig

Shouldn't have laughed at Man U

That last slide tackle

Why do dogs sniff each other's butts

It'll be Yorkie using the server as a hub for his illegal streaming services.

The more I think about it, the more I'm unhappy that Darren Ambrose isn't back on commentary

Dalot? The guy who smashes them over from 20 yards twice a game?

If Maguire doesn't win their player of the season there's no justice. The amount of games he's bailed the out of.

Kloppulation

Everton score?!

I think the guy is trying to play Blue Monday.