Rod

Best English goalkeeper by the proverbial mile.

Wasn't. It was disgusting. Tried to take the piss (showboating) and failed massively.

It's not like.

Absolutely shocking!

Ha ha ha! Like it.

FFS! How many times has this been discussed? Not telling ya!

I've said it from day one. He's hopeless in the air. His timing is appalling. Still like him as a player though.

Me and the wife were in Lanzarote and watching the game in a .... "London pub". You were allowed to put a bet on inside the aforementioned pub but the wife stopped me as she didn't want me to Jinx the result. That's right, I predicted the result and the odds were ridiculous in Newcastle’s favour. The pub owners looked at me as if I had two heads when I asked the Toon price. We actually went top of the league after that result and I let everyone in the pub know it. Cost me about 200 euros the wife did. I still love her though.

I did a bit digging and the main Howe haters were et tu brute, duo, minhosa and away mag. They seem to have disappeared.

I can't remember the poster but after 2 or 3 weeks he wanted Howe gone. I told him to "give your head a shake" and he went into a right strop. Informing me that we had dropped a huge bollock in appointing Eddie.

Christ Almighty! And we call mackems thick.

She's a good lass Jill Scott. Stop being childish and acting like ..... well mackems.

I will be proved right.

Love stats me.

And did fuck all. They couldn't wait to get rid of him. He's a bluffer and a bullshitter and he will fail.

I love stats me. Just wait until he plays with the big lads in the Premier League. He will not last six months.

Eh?

What were the difficult circumstances?

Liar.

Ooh look, you got a like from supertoon. Couldn't give a shit what he has done elsewhere, I still say he will fail massively in the Premier League. And I will be right. I normally am.

Oh I love people who bring up stats and all that. Well I happen to know a few Arsenal fans and they couldn't wait to get rid of him. Says more than the stats that does.

He was crap at Arsenal.

In the Premier League?

Right, I have to get this off my chest. I can't understand this outpouring of greatness for Emery. I will stick my neck out and predict that he will fail massively. Yes you can bookmark this.

This is absolute poetry.