Rod

I have never seen him win a header ever!

Just say no!

The wife asked me today what our next fixture was. I honestly didn't know. Me and the wife were season ticket holders until this season, when we "chucked" them in. Sad really.

This place needs shaking up and if that's me saying Sheff Utd are crap but we might just be ahead of them then so be it. Everything about Newcastle United is crap at the moment and rightly so. I hate this club as much as I loved it not so long ago. I need to get stuff off my chest, thanks for being there for me.

Joey, where do you think Sheff Und will finish at the end of the season?

I agree, sadly. Breaks my heart. But I stand by my quotes. Sheff Und will get relegated. Billy Sharp is their star player ffs.

Fugazi, where do you predict the Toon's finish?

Yes, just.

Exactly!

The Toon are crap yet I wouldn't have one player from Sheff Und. They don't have Steve Bruce in charge, as an organised unit they look easily better than us. I never said we were not certainties for relegation.

The Toon are crap yet I wouldn't have one player from Sheff Und. I never said we were not certainties for relegation. They don't have Steve Bruce in charge, as an organised unit they look easily better than us.

The Toon are crap yet I wouldn't have one player from Sheff Und.

Certainties for relegation.

I honestly think Sheffield United will finish bottom of the league. They are hopeless. Arsenal on the other hand actually astound me at how bad they are for a top 6/8 team.

FFFS

I am certainly not a fan of Gayle, however he is a massive improvement on Joelinton. This bloke has hoodwinked everybody. He is definitely NOT a number 9. He and his agent have played a blinder. He has managed to convince Ashley, The scouts (cough), Bruce and sadly a lot of the fan base. Why any of our fans think this player is a centre forward baffles me. Maybe it's just me (and Rafa).

He's not too clever in the air either.

He has a number 9 on his back, I'll give you that. He has no idea what hold up play is, does not run the channels enough or clever enough to run them and his movement in the opposition box is non existent hence he will never be a natural goalscorer. Just my opinion like ( oh, and Rafa's).

There is no way this player is a number 9.

Totally this.

No, just seems that if it's close some people think it can't be given as offside, even if it is. My issue is this level of semantics and close inspection when it should boil down to was any advantage gained from someone being a few cms offside, the law was made to stop goal hanging not to be nitpicky bastards Goal hanging?

I can't believe predictive changed simples to simplex!

As in pregnancy, you are pregnant. You can't be a little bit pregnant or just pregnant. You ARE pregnant. I know it's a strange analogy but you can't be nearly or a little bit offside. You ARE offside. Simplex.

My thoughts, it's offside. Was it a trick question?

This Newcastle team are getting relegated. ?