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And this is exactly why I need to stay away from Newcastle-Online. Yet here I am.

This past week I have honestly experienced EVERY emotion that there is. Frustration, happiness, anger, jealousy, hatred, puzzlement. I have not shed any tears as of yet. At this moment in time I'm just staring into space and saying to myself " don't look in NewcastleOnline".

Laws in Gateshead High Street?

Bruno is a quality footballer who frustrates a lot (slow, caught in possession, can't shoot etc). But he has more positive attributes than negative. Nice try though.

Just some on here can't stand him. Regardless of his performance.

Guivarche?

Pope is still number one and starting the first game.

Yes, she's very good. Replacement for Longstaff?

Modern game? Fuck off man. It's a game of football and the goalkeeper's main responsibility (just to remind you all) is to keep the fucking ball from hitting our net! Pope is excellent at that!

Nonsense. You just don't like Pope. It's obvious.

Weeeeell, what do you mean by half decent? Half the time I'm shaking my head and the other 50% is me chuckling away.

Couldn't agree more. She is absolutely clueless.

Not!

More than an out and out striker? Or a midfield maestro that can pick out a pass? Don't think a new goalkeeper is that imperative.

Rock FUCKIN bottom!

He's right though. You talk a load of negative shite.

sunderland are not EPL opposition as such. They are merely having a trip to the Premier League for one season only. They will be back where they belong soon.

Howay man!

Woo Hoo!

Well even I can make an imaginary list like that. I'm not going to like. I just know in Pope we have one of the best.

Pope is still twice the goalkeeper that Trafford is. You will see next season, or perhaps won't because he will not play for Man City.

Then you end with a laughing emoji? You must be a right laugh down the pub.

There are two options basically. A) Copy their actions and do the same (cheat the system). B) Put a huge objection to the Premier League regarding Chelsea's underhand tactics/shenanigans. With the help of the other Premier league clubs.

Santa is real!

Might even win it this year,