Rod

Oh look! An "official" announcement.

I have been told numerous times that I am a very generous man. Even my wife says that I'm very kind. I tend to help the needy.

Go on, say it man. It will cleanse your soul. 😉

Have you run out of sensible conversation? You seem to be repeating yourself. 😉

Do you think Elanga has signed then? Go on ...... say it.

Thank you Sir. My sentiments exactly. There are some on here actually predicting the announcement to the day, hour and minute. Madness!

Slow at what exactly? You're rattled.

What's the fucking "content" you require to make you feel all is well with the world?

Just checked. You have aswell. 😁

Although it should have been a full stop.

Thanks for the comma. 😉

You are totally contradicting yourself gdm. In your previous post you actually admit that this is a done deal then piss your knickers because it hasn't been "officially" announced. I've officially announced the Elanga signing so let's move on to other targets. Be a good lad. 😉

I know exactly who is acting childish mate and it's not me. What are you going to do when the Elanga deal is "officially" announced? Throw a party, book a holiday?

So fucking what! Getting pissed off with our fans on here like. Fucking chill!

Ok, let's put this to bed. I am officially announcing that Elanga has signed for Newcastle United. Why on earth do you require a Newcastle United employee to say it in the press or wherever. He's signed, ok?

ROCK BOTTOM I tell ya!

Elanga will start.

Straight in the team.

I get all that but my hatred of them will never shrink. I had to work amongst them for many years and trust me many of them if not most are horrible people. They despise anything to do with the wonderful City of Newcastle.

It's called clever accounting. Yes on the "books" it looks like a £20 million transfer (evening Mr Marsters) ........ but £32 million for Anderson. Howay man, screw your loaf.

Top six should be easily attainable. However, they must get rid of that arsehole of a goalkeeper. Do you agree Froggy?

So innocent or gullible.

Can I sell my beautiful 30 year old car to you? One owner, 2,000 miles, immaculate condition.

Doh

"Yes Mr Masters we honestly paid £20 million". Wake up and smell the coffee.