Toonjam88

They are getting desperate now with all the season ticket cancellations coming in (and I mean on top of the 13000 unsold tickets we know of) so they are chucking out some big spending story’s. But unlucky for them 99% of the fanbase know it’s all a load of shit. They will sign a couple of big fee players who they hope will eventually have sell on value but any others will be loans and cheap shit as we couldn’t get it over the line.

It was written by some daft city financial expert who probably lives in London and supports Manchester United because all his other prawn sandwich prick friends support them. Also Craig Hope was getting pelters this week due to that Shelvey, Darlow story due to him never actually getting any exclusive toon news anymore just hear say and tittle tattle so they have made up some bullshit story to make themselves look knowledgeable.

There is probably 150+ players we were linked too under Rafa.

Googled and just seems like the shit we would sign under Ashley.

Me and my mates are going to watch our local club Whickham. We used to go for bait before the match then for a few drinks after so still want to do that otherwise we would never see each other we are all busy. Obviously food options are limited in Whickham at 1 in the afternoon but there is a Greggs

My daughters Autistic and I can say that her son wouldn’t fully get why he can’t go and the change in routine would be a huge issue. Every emotion and change in routine, plans etc is ten times worse for someone with Autism. Obviously some people handle it differently but it would be a huge change for him.

Joselu, I couldn't get it at first ;D

Number 1 Allardyce Number 2 Hughes Number 3 Joe Kinnear Number 4 The Tea Lady Number 5 Andy Gray and Richard Keys Dream Team Number 6 Lee Charnley Number 7 A Homless Guy from the Big Market Number 8 A Dog Number 9 A Cardboard Cut Out of Mourinho (wouldnt pay for the image rights) Number 10 A Shit (but some fucker flushed it away) Number 11 Fuck me we will have to give it to Bruce

I don't believe that for a minute! Why would anyone who didn't bother last season rush out to buy one as soon as they go on sale for this season after what's happened. I reckon your mate is full of shite and he must be thick as pig shit as well to let his season ticket lapse so that he loses any loyalty discount and now has to pay the price increase. Actually didn't think of that. He could be taking the piss. I hope so. Plus as someone just pointed out even 20 people would make a queue go out the door.

Mate of mine just been to the box office (I know I know but what can you do he didn't renew originally but is now so he can takes his kids) and he reckons there is queues out the door at the box office and there are loads of new season tickets sold. If its true I honestly give up and they deserve everything they fucking get this season.

You have to take into consideration people who have cancelled DD that wont have hit yet and they cant sell their seats as what if your DD has actually bounced and you have a reason they cant just assume its due to them cancelling. Also people who have paid in full but just aren't going to go there will be a lot of them.

Let’s see what Saturday brings, I’m betting more shit and underwhelming news. Thank god for Stella

I had to remove myself from all Newcastle United Facebook pages today it was making me too pissed off. There was on bloke calling all the fans that have cancelled and will boycott plastic fans. It got me so fucking annoyed he is the problem and we will never moved forward while people still turn up.

Would be funny. But I dread to see who's next. I don’t dread it in fact I invite it. It’s sad to say and makes me want to weep but I want a Ashley NUFC to crash and burn now. I want him to loose as much money as he can so when my son gets old enough to go to the matches he watches a team to be proud of and not a advert for the fat cunts tat shop.

Shearer? Also can’t believe we have no Shearer emoji

I don’t mind Mark Douglas I think he is decent and the other 2 Chris Waugh and Andrew Musgrove are ok and they do get dogs abuse on twitter which a lot of the times isn’t justified. It’s Lee Ryder that pisses me off. He is shit and cheating a living. He is aggressive on twitter to anyone that questions him. I honestly don’t know how he has a job. I also think the Chronicle are too scared to push it and it’s not Douglas etc fault they will get that from the top. People don’t get their transfer news from papers anymore it’s all online and they are now just running click bait articles. I’m not surprised Chris Waugh has left. Also I wasn’t a big fan of Edwards but didn’t mind him but now I think he is a bitter cunt who can’t wait to just piss on people’s chips. He will love a Bruce ran Newcastle team so he can watch the fans suffer more. Ryder seems to revel in miserable news. I know there's a lot of it but he loves it. He does he just reminds me of a kid that just loves stopping everyone’s fun as he doesn’t have any. Maybe he just needs a cuddle.

I don’t mind Mark Douglas I think he is decent and the other 2 Chris Waugh and Andrew Musgrove are ok and they do get dogs abuse on twitter which a lot of the times isn’t justified. It’s Lee Ryder that pisses me off. He is shit and cheating a living. He is aggressive on twitter to anyone that questions him. I honestly don’t know how he has a job. I also think the Chronicle are too scared to push it and it’s not Douglas etc fault they will get that from the top. People don’t get their transfer news from papers anymore it’s all online and they are now just running click bait articles. I’m not surprised Chris Waugh has left. Also I wasn’t a big fan of Edwards but didn’t mind him but now I think he is a bitter cunt who can’t wait to just piss on people’s chips. He will love a Bruce ran Newcastle team so he can watch the fans suffer more.

Haven't even officially approached Sheffield Wednesday yet to speak to him. By the way he is a Seffield sports journalist not just some random bloke.

That won’t take into account people who have just cancelled their direct debits they won’t see that until they find loads of DD failing next time a payment is due. I really hope it’s huge numbers that have cancelled. ??

And the media will just lap it up. It won’t just be the media either the daft cunts still going will use it as a excuse as well.

Fucking disgrace this like. Anyone going to watch this shit show needs shot with shit.