RS

Need to tighten back on here. Game isn’t over.

Inviting a bit of pressure on ourselves

Tin foil cunts

Dreamt about this all night. Two versions. They get a pen and take the lead early. We quickly equalise and win 2-1. The other was a 5-4 win that I’m discounting!

Let me know what the final score is. Will save me watching at 12:45 if it’s bad

And so the day of reckoning approaches. 6000 brave soldiers prepare to march into a land of perpetual gloom, where the grey North Sea strikes fear into the locals. Where a cruel car manufacturing plant holds a workforce hostage with a torturous back-shift. And into a desolate, pink-hued stadium, once the site of an old midden, whose ghost still remains as a plethora of empty crisp packets swirl among an often scarce crowd, decimating every vowel in the English language while they chant their support for racism and sexual predators. Be brave, you black and white warriors, show courage and support. We pray that good can overcome evil and we return from the dark place victorious.

I know the owners went into this with their eyes wide open but the constant PL “law” changes aimed directly at NUFC to prevent competition against the PL glamour clubs should lead to another significant legal challenge against them.

He’s currently a footballing condom. Stops any end product entering the box

Anyone who is seriously thinking he’s e no good is deluded. Have you seen what he’s working with? Almiron? Waste of space. Longstaff? Will end up at Gateshead. This is one hellof a journey and at the minute he can only piss with the cock he has got. Patience is the key.

Ok brother. I was expecting 6-0

It’s Liverpool. They are massive. FFS. Little Newcastle man

What do you want? It’s a slow build. Last seasons over performance has made people look like daft cunts.

And we scored twice. If your not on board your not on board.

Some serious shit going down with his squad but managing to score twice against this lot. He’s our man.

Much improved performance. We are back on track. 5 years behind Liverpool but we have gave them a game despite Longstaff etc who will be nowhere near a start in a years time.

Who’s this cunt?

Leeds era Jonathan Woodgate

Love to see a Howe team performance. Horrible feeling we’ll see another crumbling Bruceball like retrogression.

Aye. Exactly the same

Doubt they would have beaten PSG mind.

They are upper middle table dross. Their form suggests they are in the right position. (2 wins 2 losses and a draw in the last 5) Absolutely no doubt they’ll raise their game agains us as all lower league clubs do when given a big cup tie. My concern is we haven’t pulled ourselves out of the rut we find ourselves in and another Luton/Forest type display which would put us at risk of an underdog upset.

I find being a pessimist perfectly suits supporting Newcastle eg forest at home and the multiple ”We’ll smash these” quotes. True to form we get humped and make Chris Wood look like a £80m striker. Pessimism and NUFC go together like Tonali and scratchcards.

Need a massive uptick in form and fitness if we aim to reach top four. I think there’s four teams better than us this season though

He should be stood outside Ladbrokes at forest hall with Nile giving out gamblers anonymous fliers.

I really believe the missing training is key to our recent failures. Players need coaching. The cabbage era showed us real time what happens when players aren’t coached. There’s no excuses when we return to “normal” and the injury crisis wanes and I fully expect us to revert to business as usual.