David Edgar

He's planning on nicking the sun and the moon. He must be stopped.

Bit of a weirdo.

Just got injured in training. Strained his ability and will be out for eternity.

Doesn't matter, their legal team will have it permanently tangled up.

Has dislocated his other shoulder and both legs. Oh and he's been sold. Otherwise, not much to worry about.

So now we can say we have rejected a transfer offer from Bayern

I guess we need to make space for Tino. The future starts now. Selling Trippier makes a lot of sense for FFP too. Farewell you legend.

I need to stop opening this thread. Just ordered this and a few other retro tops from dhgate

Gordon for less than we paid Twenty First Gimps.

£40m for Miley

Cos they've got hoards of lawyers working for them.

Sounds to me like he's gonna lose a leg. He'll never recover from that.

Entire financial rule system is an unfair sham. Man City and their hoards of lawyers can get fucked.

Nice by Werner. Evans though

Johnson on the other wing is as inept as Werner.

Goalkeeper too far across to the right. Gave Rashford the entire goal to pass into.

The most undeserved goal. This Manchester team running on 20 luck this season.

You are not allowed to hold an opponent, stopping them from running this isn't wrestling. It was also a slight pull back.

Surprised you didn't notice the obvious two handed pull back.

Well he dived because he was being pulled and you don't get those decisions unless you hit the deck. And then in this case his dive after the pull made it look like nothing but a dive.

Two hands around an opponent clearly pulling him is not a foul. Fine.

Dalot quietly became a solid player.