David Edgar

I wonder if Carragher will admit to Everton winning by sitting deep and defending for most of the game.

Wesley looks like a lower half striker. Bit clumsy and gonna blow cold and hot through the season.

Everton have had the better chances today and wasted the lot.

Kean

I think Villa players practice throwing themselves to the floor.

Gomes is a disaster. Can't pick a incisive pass. Constantly overhitting anything over than the simpilest of passes.

Iwobi for £40m is mad even in the current market.

I also despise him.

Cross of the season right there

Should be 1-1 but for shoddy finishing.

Both teams look better than us.

I dispise the cunt.

Everton CBs forgetting how to position themselves. Nor track runs. Awful.

Also, this camera angle is shit.

Villa look so vulnerable in the wide areas. The front 3 stay high up the pitch and leave the fullback isolated.

He said he wants a couple of results and that will shut up certain people.

Hanoitoon on twitter pointed out that the Chronicle have a content partnership with TalkShite.

Me too. At least it makes it easier not to care.

Reckon that's an old cathode ray TV in the top left corner

Respect to Carroll for going right back to his roots, choosing to do his rehab in a grotty old gym in whatever shanty he was dragged up. Oh, that's our training facilities - isn't it?

Ties in with the threat of disclosure Rafa made in his article.

So Francilette was the sweetener.

Wonder if this guy is an agent sweetener.