David Edgar

I don't understand how bad Portsmouth are. How are they this shite?

Yeah, Mourinho knew they needed another good defender but got pelters.

Mourinho getting this iteration of Man Utd to 2nd place and winning the Europa was a hell of an achievement in hindsight. And - although this is one of those daft can't prove for shit comments - I'd wager he'd have got them closer to a Champions League slot this season than OGS. Problem was always believing and giving him the full backing. Easier to blame Mourinho than want to accept that Martial and co aren't up to it.

Stone Roses song Waterfall. Which is a great tune but now almost ruined by those t***s. Cheers Yeah and they (used to) sing it incessantly. Legit think they've ruined the song for me.

Ah, FFS. Mixing up my French sides that wear red.

Really impressive considering they lost Plea et al.

Welp. Which middling French side is he going to light up next season?

Ferreyra though.

In club tradition he is definitely going on to be Italy's first choice left back following a £30m move to Inter or whatever. In all honestly, competition in the squad is good. Ritchie really stepped up his game and didn't give Barreca a sniff.

How's it going in here? Much happening at the game?

Wolves goal will be heavenly at this point.

Ole losing, albeit in a tough away game according to Froggy.

Haha, had decided to watch the title decider and so I'm missing the fun. Get in

12 player selections so cult.

That was not one for the ages.

The white seats slapped in the corners look cheap. Proper lower league ground feel to them.

His Liverpool Champions League comeback comments seem quite salty read in isolation.

Not Anfield so hasn't been mentioned by the commentators.

Clumsy Sissoko.

DOLBERG! FIFA legend.

Will tear myself away from the YOUTH cup final for this. Come the fuck on Ajax.

Biggest game in their recent history and they can only must half the stadium. Shame.