Lazarus

Any sightings at the training ground? Or the airport? Or maybe a Greggs?

Its a well known fact that when Botman signed he was 6ft2 and after a year of Howes coaching he grew to 6ft4. I think a year under Howes guidance Guehi could easily reach the same height. Maybe even 6ft5.

Nah not them - itll probably come to me when Im up for a wazz in the middle of the night

He looks impressive. Especially how he makes a tackle, wins the ball and then immediately plays the ball early. Doesnt hang on to the ball longer than neccesary and his pass is often played long. Great vision. Im trying to think of an old player he reminds me of but can i bollocks remember the name.

Is big joe playing as a sweeper / defender?

Bruno and sandro look absolutely KNACKERED in that

Howe: Leg before wicket Bruce: Belly before leg.

The state of Howes trainers

How i feel reading this thread...

https://www.newcastleunited.com/en/news/brief-highlights-hull-city-0-newcastle-united-2

Thats Zidanes old club isnt it? Er....Bordeaux i mean, not Airdrie.

That combover is even more outrageous second time round And Longstaff playing with BDB's glove

Gotta love Tindall - been away for a week in Germany, gets home and IMMEDIATELY goes on the lash.

Is this him?

His bromance with Willock in Germany is great to see

Better at basketball IYAM

Just seen that Looks like BDB has receded massively over the summer too...

Really hope Mitchell is reading this thread...."We best get a move on, NO have started punning".

That would make me a happy camper

I went there about 25 years ago - canny little place. Probably totally different now.

https://giphy.com/gifs/sporzaredactie-euro2016-portugal-sporza-3o6gDSbYuArZo6Pida