Lazarus

Love that sketch, especially when he glues the ball to his boot

Its neither of those. Best one I remember is Shearers winning goal in the 4-3 against leicester - when the goal went in the commentry was "and shearer..." then a load of incomprehensibly loud gibberish Im sure there was a few more around that time where the commentator just completely loses it due to the excitement and emotion of it all.

Yeah - not sure he has the legs now to fit into Howes press from the front approach. What is he now - 36? Outrageously under-rated team player though.

Its the way we do things round here. He will have his own thread shortly...

Is Bruce back?

Thats great The Koeman one was canny anarl where he left the atmosphere...

Carew?

Deschamps?

They might have an argument under competition law but it should be laughed out of court as its blatently a money making scheme for the big clubs. Plus, if UEFA are deemed to be running a monopoly, then surely the same applies to FIFA, the FA, the PL and every single other ruling body across every single country and continent. And then theres other sports...it would result in chaos.

How the fuck did George Weah only score 18 goals for his country? I wouldve thought 18 per game would be more accurate?

This was the highlight of the game tbh. Never thought Id be saying that after a 5 nil win.

Pitch invasion

Now the lights come back on

Murphy

That medal looks like something Mr T would wear - fucking huge

Queen - we are the champions

Its like watching the battle of winterfell.

Found this?? https://www.nufc.co.uk/nufc-tv/live/live-video/

Ive got my anti-convulsants ready

Looks like Eddie is keen for him to put down some roots...

Wasnt there a big kick off in the last match over there?

His arm position looks like that kick at the end of the karate kid.

So were spending big in January?