Lazarus

Pfffft

Roberto Carlos

Amazing game what I saw of it. Fully deserved result for both sides. Its great to see 'lesser' teams play well but I almost miss world cups of old where they'd have batshit keepers and naive tactics.

Hope not. Be a shame if youre not here for the post match bantz. Unless you ban yourself...

What about signing for the toon and being immediately loaned to a Saudi club for MAHOOSIVE fee? Works for me.

How is Modric still playing after appearing in every world cup since 1982?

There was a bit earlier when the camera panned to a gorgeous argie girl in the crowd and the female commentator said 'unbelievable'.

Seven of Nine says hi.

Were MUCH better in the 1st half to be fair mike.

Have the americans only got one chant?

Shit - howe-sing at its finest

I think the officials have a bet on to see who can give the most extra time

Aye, footballs poor as well.

Who is this Amercian with the French colored haircut?

Howe: Aphrodisiac Bruce: Rib rack

This. This. And this.

Howe: Incisive pass Bruce: Gastric bypass

Awwww hes sitting next to Paqueta

https://twitter.com/Percycola/status/1593361820512837634

Wasnt there something a few years back about the ground not being up to modern standards for european or international tournaments? Memories a hazy now but maybe something to do with media facilities and stuff?

They havnt??!!?? Fucking hell

Howe: Success is earned Bruce: Will need pall bearers to carry his urn

Howe: The Last Samurai Bruce: The Last Hamurai

Nah we'll get that little VW remote controlled car that carries the ball to the centre circle

How the fuck is the world cup starting in 6 days time?