Lazarus

Starters?

Can we all just take a minute to reflect on the blokes mental health? Hes got enough on his plate without all of us piling in.

When the player about to take a corner puts his arms in the air like hes been caught behind enemy lines.

Shirley the medical department will get an upgrade along with everything else? Or maybe we need Milans old 'mind room'. Hes got to be worth keeping for a season, at least.

Scott Parker

"Watch until the end" ? Its fucking 16 seconds long not 16 minutes.

Seems quite dark at Hillsborough tonight

Who was the Bulgarian/Romanian player who looked like a drowned rat - Ivanov?? Always liked him.

Guti, fuck no. Redondo absolutely yes. Wonderful player.

Old school but Gaetano Scirea. Made Franco Baresi look like Titus Bramble.

Not terrible but Le Tiss i think.

Guti was awful.

One of these days ill get a prediction right. 2-2.

Wasnt there a lockdown April last year?

Course it can. She could pretend to be on her period and that she loves it up the chufta.

Thing is - certain England squads in the recent past you'd be almost certain to guess who it was. But now - they all seem too nicey nice goody two shoe types. Not that I want to encourage speculation of course.

Awwww

Wonder why?

Is that a black cat running around the digital advert hoardings?

Peacock was probably the better defender but Albert had much much more to his game. He was sometimes our furthest forward player. Which is outrageous bearing in mind who we had up front at the time.

Genuinely dont understand their bitterness. I know theres always been an intense rivalry, from both sides towards the other, but the takeover has stepped it all up a notch but only from their side. So we got tookover - so fucking what. We had a shit owner for years and season after season of wondering if this is the one where we finally get flushed. And we did. Twice. But thats not the point, at least for me. As a fan base, we had all the hope and love of the game eroded and crushed. I posted on here a couple of times that my profile here was deleted and that i didnt even recognise some of the england players who were called up, kalvin phillips was one i think. I havnt even been to St James Park in years, fucking years! Actually I have but it was to use the car park at the top while I went into town - the last time I was in the stadium was for a corporate do. Have the mackems reached this level of apathy yet? My step dad was a season ticket holder for nearly 40 years, his blood, sweat and tears are literally in the concrete of the stadium. He died in March 2018 never knowing the takeover, never knowing Eddie, never knowing that there was hope. And that pisses me off. Is it any wonder that were now celebrating new ownership? Football is cyclical - in 10 or 15 or 20 years time things will change and it could be us on the bones of our arse, again, in a lower division, again. Its not gonna last forever, we know this. The mackems being in league 1 isnt gonna last forever. If only they could direct their energy at themselves they would have a hell of a club.

Who was it who said Maxi is nearly 30? The way some of us are talking about him youd think he was the new Obertan.

Of course not, but he does a lot more in addition to that.

Hes definately limited by the teammates alongside him - hopefully wilson coming back and being a bit more mobile than Wood will help his form. Obviously in the summer he'll have someone like Paqueta to feed off and even better forwards up with him.