Lazarus

Aye - but the big question is which South American is showing porn on the team bus?

Hes obviously benefitted from some good coaching and a run in the team. I might have this wrong but I dont think hes let an opposition player go round the outside of him for ages - the player always has to cut in.

Only completed 16 passes too.

I dont think your lass would be his type

He was getting a cut of the fees iirc.

If Botman is around 40m to 60m and Paqueta is around 60m thats gonna be a massive chunk of our summer spending. And its not including the RW or Striker we need. Mandy is gonna have get working on those sponsorship deals i think.

2-1 or 3-1 win for us.

He seems very attack minded for a centre back.

The 'How do you pronouce Bruno Guimarães' thing went on for about 20 pages. Quite a bit to go for Erriksen...

Im finally ahead of @neesy111 - but only just. The fact that neesy isnt playing isnt important. VICTORY!

PIF:

Neil Bath yes please

ASM on the right?? Schar and Burn as 1st choice?? And Gvardiol as backup?

Absolutely cannot wait for the summer window to open. Im like a kid waiting for Xmas

Those quotes are amazing

Their fans are still blaming the players How many times has he gone to Portugal since he went there?

I think Howe needs to set up a training program whereby hes not allowed to shoot at goal. All he can do is look for the pass. I dunno if its fitness, as mentioned above, or if Howe hasnt quite figured out how to best use him or what. Were clearly not seeing the best of him.

Look at the photo at the top of the article - makes it look like a blatent dive https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/60950088

Your band? You didnt even mention Cobains anniversary the other day!

Nah - its Penfold.

SBJB ?

I dont think ASM has so probably not. Looking foward to @Johnny's next masterpiece.