Lazarus

Pffffft

Whoever that was - nice one.

Imagine if Brucie was still here - he'd be away on holiday

Lad done well - shame hes not gonna get a run of games

Wikipedia has him at 22 - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joelinton This bbc article has him at 25 - https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/59806163 Official site has him at 25 - https://www.nufc.co.uk/teams/first-team/joelinton/ Not like wikipedia to get something wrong

Was hoping that Wikipedia had been edited with some witty comments about his new found form but no.

When watching on TV and the ball is cleared into the air from a corner but from a certain angle you cant tell if the ball is heading into the net or out of play on the touchline.

Glad you got your kidney stone sorted you shortarse twat.

Hes making a good case for only bringing in one central midfielder instead of 2. Imagine another like him , big joe on the left and newguy on the right of the midfield 3 with maybe shelvey or willock in the middle - be still my beating heart. Never thought id say that

Sky's 3 minute highlights dont show the nutmeg. Am now watching the extended highlights - fooking better have it

10/10. I dont think weve seen the best of him either, which is a scary thought. That nutmeg and the ROAR from the crowd was unreal.

We got this

Will send a PM

Bit undecided on Wijnaldum tbh. Obviously a good player and better than what we have but we know he can be a little inconsistent.

Anyone see the Belgian teams xmas card photos? Not awkward in the slightest... https://www.sunnyskyz.com/blog/3368/The-Belgian-National-Soccer-Team-Made-Christmas-Cards

Its a lot of player too.

You saw that as well?

One paragraph is how far I got - becoming a millionaire is now punk rock?

Where does Brozovic fit into that?

Hes 6 ft tall - so that makes you, what, 4 ft 10?

Didnt we get through 10 pages of this when he was appointed?

Not credit no - but i kinda meant more in the sense that theyre created out of thin air and tradable.