Wolfcastle

7pages and 132posts in less than 3hours on a non-existent rivalry, a club that hasn't existed for a year and a half and one they don't care about.

Wasn't so long ago my life's work was to piss on his grave. Now I merely wish destitution, incarceration and lifetime of misery on him. How things change.

Its like people saying "Christmas is too commercial" like its a revelatory cutting and clever insight when millions of people have thought the same for decades.

Really? What a pisser. That's the essence of the story for me plus it would be nice to show outsiders and disbelievers the actual state of the shit show he bequeathed us

Sir John Hall: Champions League Freddie Shepherd: Champions League, cup finals Mike Ashley: championship (twice), cups are a pest Consortium: Champions League, cup final Was definitely our expectations that were the problem.

This level of professionalism is humbling. Still cant fully believe this is us.

People that celebrated Newcastle getting relegated, not even at the expense of their club, who milk 6 in a row as if its all they've got, who celebrated eeking into the Championship play-offs a few weeks ago *and who celebrated a 'sportwashing' project to wind up Man United fans when Man City first won the PL think its sad to celebrate finishing in the top 4.

Isak's winner against Fulham turning a draw into a win in a tight and not the best game had vibes of being meaningful come to end about it.

Our last three owners either side of shitehead have qualified for the Champions League deluded to think Ashley was the problem though iirc

anybody else get a tear in the eye looking at that ticker fucks sake its hard to believe this like really

Last 10' against Barcelona were like the last 10' of tonight .... just with Figo an Rivaldo

Weirdly had nearly nowt to do but Pope could be man of the match

Not the moment but hang the DJ

Yesssssssssss well done lads and lasses suppose what football drama is all about but fuck me i cant hack it now

Blow the whistle ffs I'm gonna die

Past the 80minute mark now, Denmark and Sweden dicked around at Euro 2004 to little complaint around this point. Lets bug out and call it even.

Know Anderson is wrecked but Murphy or Miggy in the middle isn't likable

Recockulous this.

ASM from an attacking sense yes, but as we only need to keep a clean sheet I might not have. Fatigue/energy notwithstanding.

Its not based on logic. Its based on one of those things that happens in football. The bit we/he can control has been completely proven.

They've been lucky, should be out of it already, but this is exactly what they were aiming for in general.

all the symptoms of a smash and grab - off the line, woodwork hit, dominant *hopefully jinxed that now

One thing that irks me more than over confidence about a result, is being all over someone without a breakthrough

I like the concept of a draw and what it means for boths sides but can't be doing with a level second-half ffs. Only a worldy or referee away from disaster