Facundo Ferreyra

I really hope this means Clark and Lascelles are dropped and Burn plays alongside Schar. Lascelles won't be dropped though sadly

The state of the hidden replies there. Two saying the blood looks fake and one bloke asking "Why did she go to the hotel if she wasn't gonna fuck him?" Christ some football fans are thick as whale spunk.

The translation is hilarious - "Grimy Jones"

fantastic

I admire Ed's passion but his articles read like they were written by a three year old.

Bloody hell, I haven't used NewsNow in years. Completely forgot it existed.

I know sod all about odds. Are we the favourites here?

Gan on lads

I'd fucking love it if the Scouse mackems were relegated like.

Was it Umar who ran NUFCfans?

Back in my day we just had cwarr07.

I'd rather have Jay Leno in goal. (Bet nobody's ever made that joke before...)

Translation: No

Some stinking bedsheets in here tonight.

He's still alive. Updated his Instagram story a few hours ago.

"A few wins" Better get a few wins out of our one remaining January fixture.

Well said Joe

One of the best games I've ever been to at SJP was Newcastle 3 - 2 Everton in the last half of Rafa's last season. The place was fucking bouncing when that third goal went in.

Hope he scores a shitload of screamers that are then disallowed because he was a mile offside.

Looking for bites. Ignore.

Glad to see that not even the club's official Twitter is above making the obvious joke