BennyBlanco

He’s off for that

Barnes off the pace a little today

I think all the talk of selling Barnes is madness. Without his goals and contributions this year we’d be nowhere.

We’re making these look brilliant. A bit spineless this so far. Could do with Gordon on.

The fuckin banana skin ground strikes again

The league cup aside - is this our most important game of the season?

Probably not. Similar high press, all action style though. Not afraid to throw himself about either. That’s what reminds me of him. Granted it’s not like looking in a mirror style wise, just elements of his game.

Probably the biggest banana skin of our remaining games. I’ll be windmilling my little dick around if we can nick 3 points here.

Reminds me of a Craig Bellamy type player. Without the off the scale cuntishness.

Just thought exactly that. only just realised that they are relegated if they don’t win too. Could be a bit of a banana skin this one.

A 1 in 4 back up striker who doesn’t cost us a thing isn’t bad business. As much as I’d love a high tempo young striker like Delap - the position isn’t high priority. A quality RW could have us cooking next year if we can keep everyone we have now.

Oh without a doubt. But they’ll still be able to pitch him the dream of a starting place and ridiculous money.

This. One thing Man United can offer him currently is a starting place. He’s miles better than Hojlund or Zirkzee. Same can’t be said of Isak. There isn’t a striker in world football supplanting him at the moment. He’d join as an understudy. Let’s not be silly either - Manure will offer him astronomical wages too. We all know which club is in better order but for an up and coming striker looking for minutes and exposure - they tick more boxes than we do currently.

Brighton and Chelsea have been banana skins for us in recent years. I don’t fancy going to Arsenal and doing them again. Be very lucky to emerge from those games with 2 points imho. Hope to fuck I’m proven wrong.

Watch these cunts snatch the champions league place via the tradesman’s entrance

If we finish top 3 this year (big If) - is he our greatest captain of the premier league era?

There should be at least 16 points there between now and the end of the season barring any massive fuck ups. Whether or not that’s enough is anyone’s guess. It’s so so tight up there atm.

Gunna be a long night at this rate. Not a great deal of Plan B on the bench either. aaah well. . . .

Superb - now we have no strikers

Can’t just be me who’s getting sick of this commentary. You’d think they were 6-0 up.

Summat about him being a cry arse Lego head chorizo swallowing midget I think. dunno what the rhyme is though.

Couple of fresh legs on now. Kill the game off. Full Mourinho ball now - don’t care😂

Would like to see Willock start today to get a bit of pace in that midfield. Possible over Joelinton. Hopefully it’s a better day at the office today because that last week was just a bit humbling.

We did well to get £10m back. The purple patch will never be forgotten but he was equal parts useful and frustrating. Wish him well - seemed a nice lad.

Oh he’s special this cunt. Lovely lovely boy.