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Eddie Howe names himself as a striker, scores a thunderbolt like Hotshot Hamish from 300 yards (outside of the ground somehow), Rocky music starts, 'yo Adrian, I did it!' the end.

Bloody hell, Charnley got the wrong Eddy Grant as well?!

He booked Eddie Grant instead

Are there any more old tweets we can post to whip ourselves up into a lather

If anyone can copy paste the Telegraph article for us overseas peeps, would be appreciated. I'm not giving that Tory rag any payment details!

Always a good idea to announce these things prematurely. No recent lessons learnt in that regard

Specifically to make our lives more miserable

The shit is going to continue to be thrown from all angles whatever the decision or outcomes are. Win match? Look at this. Lose? Of course they'd lose. Buy player? How dare they. Don't buy player? They don't know what they're doing.

Didn't realise Delaney was on this forum

Put it this way - I'd take Howe over the baby-faced shitstain Solksjaer, or Arteta.

Both having achieved more in management than he has, arguably.

'We need someone in now!' Get someone in 'NO'

After previously going for him and interviewing already, yeah.

Yes, I didn't say otherwise.

I'm taken aback by how people seem to think three weeks is a long time to be attempting to hire someone, esp. with the pool of potential employees being as limited as it is. I assume these people are all running companies and could afford to buy the club with such management and hiring skills!

I guess it's fair to say Man City had their 'Mark Hughes' standard manager before they kicked on. I'd be happier with Howe than a Hughes standard manager.

"Why haven't they got football people making these decisions!?" <Attempt to hire football people> "You idiots, football people need to be hiring football people omgwtf"

Come back NE5, all is forgiven. 'Everyone said I was wrong' posts are the most tedious shite.

All this would be a great way to manipulate betting stuff eh.

Esp. when they've treated Nuno so shoddily. 'But no, Newcastle reaaally mistreated Bruce y'see, they're the bad guys.'

Ah, so we're used as a bargaining chip. Once again...

Emery... Emery. You must know Emery's Cat

You're still thinking about the bad news aren't you.

Pre-match team talk. "I guess you've all heard the good news!", David Brent style

Thing is, once the manager is in place, then it'll be 'why haven't they done this, immediately?' etc. etc. Think I'll take a break, it's only bloody football