Sandrotastico

Guile, imagination, vision.... Get Beardsley out of retirement.

Agree and the german fumaca!

He was - him and Ramsey were linking up well. But second half he really grabbed the game. Captain-like!

Hopefully all 3.

Was decent considering we tended to pass to blue 50% of the time - not great, but better than some recently.

I love it when we actually shoot.

Hall.

We are very, very predictable. We love the left wing corner - in, out, in, out back to midfield or cross to no one. It's like I'm watching a bad dream on a weekly basis.

Turd. Again.

Like stopping a missile! Hell of a save from a very good GK.

Oh and he's still better than Wissa or Osula.

Just in from the game. Without sounding like a broken record... Nice lad, decent 5-aside footballer - zero desire, aggression or passion to either attack their box or help defend our box. He never breaks a sweat to catch up play or be in the box when the winger is wide. He's one of the poorest players I've seen when it comes to putting a tackle in or winning a header. For those saying he gets in great spaces...I just don't see it - infact, I'd say he hides in pockets with his hand pointing as a token gesture rather than demanding the ball or taking the game by the scruff of the neck. Two other posters hit the nail on the head - bit of a fanny and invisible. A complete waste of money tbh. But maybe I'm wrong and my eye's are lying - we could try him at centre half next but without the desire or work ethic to effect the game, he may as well stick to modelling - He seems to enjoy that atleast.

Let's get the dummy mock ups out and fix this for the big 4, fucking joke var. We all just believe it now, a toe here, a head there. Usually goes in the favour ofthe big boys!

Jacob Murphy as committed as a butterfly.

Unfortunately, he's just shit at football. He'd be better trying the olympics or ropes.

Only we could buy a 55m one season wonder winger and make him look like Franz Carr...

Only we could buy a 69m quid striker and play him as a DM that looks the equivalent of Clarence Acuna.

Elanga? He's been shocking bar one cross! MIA

We've now established he's not a striker or a midfielder? GK?

Do we have receipts for Woltemade and Elanga?

Football man! It's ruined.

If he put as much effort in on the pitch as the weights he'd be a world beater.

Tell you what - Elanga is a lazy fucker like - too much pointing at others while doing very little.

so fucking easy - we must have the most passive midfield in the world.

Woltemade back up top? But playing as an 8 anyway?