Ben

Sky have turned it off what's going on ?

Let's bid for that Sunderland keeper

Is Man Utd that hard of a job ?

I've heard he's been working on a revolutionary new recipe for Cheesy Chips involving a cheese slice and a microwave

Give them Elanga back with a few quid and Willock, sorted.

Chuck another years contract at him to cheer him up

If your not going to be born in the 70s can you even say you support us properly?

Klopp has given Liverpool some great football players.

Jim Smith needs to be above Gullit and Willie Mcfaul above him, not to mention Jack Charlton

Probably Giggs, but so good man.

How the fuck did he keep that ball in near the corner flag

Real Madrid can have him for £1 billion but he has to player for us every other week.

Why doesn't she marry him then ?

I wonder if he could end up at Real Madrid with a few of their defenders leaving ?

He couldn't buckle Mileys Pods.

"you know, being the best player on the pitch no matter what position you play in, is a lot like making love to a beautiful lady"

I can't believe he got the full game.

What's that human computer "Suds" upto these days ?

Fuck knows, but I'm asking my boss for a fully paid fortnight off using the same excuse. I'll report back with his response.

With football clubs now been ran by DOFs I think its massively negligent to sack a manager with nobody lined up to replace them, why would you hamstring yourself like that ? These guys are supposed to be the " Big picture executives" that provide the direction for the club, the stuff going on at Man Utd just now is embarrassing.

He needs to be left out of the FA cup game

"Give your two lads 5 year £100k a week contracts"

Couple of days in Benidorm will sort him out, The Stag Man will make him a canny dinna.

Players and fans fighting doesn't help

Shush man, divent tell him.