Ben

How can we have 5 players defending the d on the 18 yard box and Germans find space in there

Henderson should be on for Phillips

Ameobi off to Boro

Crystal Palace are leaving it late for a new manager considering half their squad leaves this week

I've never liked the idea of clubs paying agents a fee, the players should pay them

Totally messed up my fantasy team by filling it with French, Dutch and Portuguese players with only 3 free transfers next round

I'm going either a big win tomorrow or we feebly limp out

Gerrin

Does Sky control VAR in the UK ? It seems to work a lot better in these Euros when they don't stop and show you every angle

The lack of outrage from the media is a disgrace.

I do like a big arse

Look at his Instagram post above

Cos he has subconsciously posted a picture of a big arse.

Using my powers of reading between the lines with photos I reckon he's off to Arsenal

If the fans leave him alone and he gets the backing if the board he will make them challenge, I just hope it doesn't mean our takeover is a long way off

Who takes on the Newcastle project when Bruce gets sacked at Christmas?

Kane will wreck this bet

Helicopter bonk on

Deals done, he's coming up to get the left over bog rolls and light bulbs before he hands the keys over

I thought this was the other clubs transfers thread ?

Man City just casually chucking £200 million on the table, I bet there is a good chance they could make a lot of that back with player sales as well.

I thought Lampard to Palace was nailed on, Everton should go for Dyche and Spurs need probably Graham Jones with a quality coaching set up so Levy can have his dream of buying and selling all the players

Someone on Twitter summed it up, the first rules of sales, when you get what you want, shut your mouth. If a deal had been offered to Ashley that he was happy with, it would be signed by now.