Ben

You'll never walk alone eh ?

Getting Salah out of my Fantasy team, is like Newcastle with PSR, I'll have loads of money but it will cost me points to spend it.

He's best mates with Jonny Owen and apparently their London piss ups are legendary

I've always liked him, some of the stuff he got up to during his recent time off was great.

That Ginger lad at Forest is having a cracking start.

We currently have the most arrogant attention seeking assistant manager in our history (he even has his own Twitter page dedicated to it) and he wouldn't dare cross wor Eddie, if he did I imagine he'd be hanging from the Tyne Bridge by his feet.

Does he mention the change in his contract by Ashley that meant the new owners had to pay him off, I don't detest him cos was shit, I detest him because he rented himself out for the benefit of Ashley to the detriment of his father's team and birthright.

Was Isak in Anti-footballer training school for 3 months or just lying around the house like a lazy fucker apart from the time he spent at his old club in Spain, whatever the outcome here he has proven himself to be very unprofessional, I was pissed off at the time but I'm pleased we got rid.

Did any of them do a bad job ?

Ipswich and Southampton are painfully bad this season.

Disgraceful red card that

Brentfords strip reminds me of a Commodore 64 Tee Shirt I had when I was a kid

I know the West Ham fans hate their stadium but I do like the camera angle on TV

Is this our new Director of Footballs decision ?

This Magpie Media bloke on Twitter has spent most of the morning insulting Eddie Howe and most of the afternoon deleting his posts

Im surprised Brendon Rodgers name hasn't been linked (by him) he seems a bit bored in Scotland

Can I apply for the Wind Specialist role please, I bought some Brown Ale Geordie Bangers from the Grainger market yesterday, I've ate the lot today and I'm in rare old form.

But they just ignore the 2pm game

What's the point in Sky showing other games when Man Utd play Liverpool

Elanga will come good, Eddie has form for bringing players on, he'll probably bench him for Murphy for yhe next few games.

Howe will be a lot angrier than any of us tonight

Maybe you should start a petition to get Bruce back