Ben

He's got 5 months until January when he can talk to the European clubs, or wait until the end of the season where he's got his pick, no need to rock the boat. His only real concern will be Feb March April time when he could get an injury and miss out.

Who is he actually taking about here

He's made the best of a bad situation, he's basically a Monaco playboy that has a new toy to play with in Newcastle United, he was let down my the executive team he put in place and stepped up to the mark to help out, one of the articles last night said he has done thousands of air miles this summer with 90% wasted because players chose to go elsewhere. Hopefully this makes him realise how important a CEO and DOF are and he employs the best he can, overall we've had a very good window with scope to buy again in January if needed.

Very true.... .....also have you seen Man Utds midfield ??

A single white flag with "Rattus Abiit"

Ive never wanted a player to fail as much as I do him, I dont even particularly want him injured, just lose his talent overnight, become even more lazy and have those horrible bin dippers turn against him. I want him playing for Watford by 2027

TBF thats an important subject

Still done though, hopefully we'll have functionality before the next window

Club statement is canny. "Isak joined Newcastle United Football club and now he's left"

I dont mean I'm disappointed in them I mean they are normally funnier than that

Paddypower are normally better than that

Not to bothered by this, nice bench warmer for the extra games this season. (I would have took their hands off for £30 million though)

Must be doing his club TV and getting a formal warning off Schar.

Hopefully him and Isak scissor each other in the first training session and are both out for 6 months with broken knobs

Roll on January

Solid 6 out of 8

Have you even seen Wissa's Driving skills compared to Ekitike

Sweden away to Kosovo next Monday night on Amazon UK. GET INTO HIM

My Chris "Judas" Waddle Voodoo doll is right next to Isak's, and he can post his thank you letter up his skinny arse. Ties are cut.

I'd chuck Ramsdale just behind the goal line to be super safe

I've got a Skinny Judas Voodoo doll, I'm actively wishing him ill will. Hopefully my powers will cancel out @Astroblack good intentions.

I think Man City are in danger of letting their better payers go and keeping the poor ones

We are leaving it late to present our surprise superstar

HaHa, Steve Bruce is never not funny like.

We need Nick De Marco to put this shit to bed once and for all.