Ben

I hope this skinny cunt doesn't write us a letter

Surprised me, came out of fucking nowhere this deal

Number 9 ??

I'm chuffed, proper squad now for the season ahead with loads of options for Howe.

Nee ones at the wheel

19 goals coming GEED UP

Man Utd owe £400 million in outstanding transfer fees, £200 of that needs to be paid within the next 12 months, half those players are no longer at the club, they have no europe and 36 games left this season. We aren't doing that bad. Fuck you Isak.

Slovenia and Kosovo away ? Liverpool will make sure he has a slight calf strain, they wont want that asset injured.

How long before he pulls out of the Sweden squad with a calf strain.

I always had a feeling if this didn't go through and he was forced to stay, he would get injured and be out till January, at least this way we have a chance to replace him with a player that actually wants to be here.

Not sure on the player but his agent is called The Night.

If he plays, my Skinny Judas Voodoo doll already has pins in it

We'll see

Na, not at all, I was shocked but knew Keegan had something better lined up.

So far

Not really if we have one lined up

Ridiculous take. Liverpool have shown what is achievable will a world class CEO and DOF, they have generated around £220 million from sales this year and used it to improve the squad, nothing stopping us doing the same with this extra PSR headroom.

Not with 60% attendance he wont

Some reports are saying he gave up his £5million loyalty bonus to make the deal happen

He's got to pass his medical yet

Get today out of the way, sign a new number 9, hopefully get a new CEO and DOF in this week, announce the stadium/training ground. Look forward to a great season ahead. Fuck Skinny Judas.

We have a lot of rational sound posters on here that would be respectful, thank Isak for his service and wish him well on the next phase of his football Journey. Not me, I'm a spiteful fucka, I hope he snaps his Skinny Judas back in these next two international games.

Looks like its happening

Number 9 shirt still available

Ah fuck yeh, I forgot about the the £2 billion they got for him.