Ben

He's in a museum in Saudi for the next three years living under a glass Cloche

I bought a house a few years ago with all Smeg appliances, absolutely terrible

Eh !!! Oh that one

TBF Longstaff was never a good sub but Leeds had given up on that game long before he came on.

To them £150 million is like a golfers foot

How fucking bad are West Ham ?

I'd love him here, however he did get out jumped at the front post by that mop haired fella for Chelsea last night. Worrying....

Jackson ?

The resurrection of Judas

At least we are getting Matt Target off the books

Was Eddie once interested in Jesus from Arsenal?

Looks like they are waiting for us to sign someone before making a bid

Each to their own i suppose.

All types of pans ?

What's a Pansexual ?

I think I agree with the principle of it to protect clubs spending more money than they generate. However it's the holding clubs back to prevent the likes of us catching up is massively counter productive for a leage that says it wants competition, I can't see why owners can't use the Escrow system with guaranteed funds.

Out of interest do you agree with PSR ?

And yet Arsenal are hundreds of millions in debt

They are absolute masters at this shit, the thing is, there is no desire to punish them, the EPL are just waiting for Newcastle to step out of line and they'll be down on us like a tonne of bricks.

Champion, two strikers please and then we can get rid of Skinny Judas

Is that the end of our transfer business?

I think the Saudis should summon his agent for a chat

Was there not rumours that he was going to move onto the coaching staff

TBF Wissa has been a good smoke screen for us signing the other players