Candi_Hills

Invite Boris to the embassy for a little chat

I was wondering that too. The PL told Boris, “We’re gonna Duke of York them”, and the government went, “aye right”.

Reading about the government involvement, it makes you wonder what use an arbitration hearing is. The players involved in this case are above the law. I can’t help but feel this goes in favour of who’s got the most money and the best connections.

Hoss > Mitro > Joelinton Similar goals return to Mitro but with added effort and less badge kissing.

If I had to put my cans on it, I'd say the shop news in unrelated and the emails don't reveal much at all. That said, Keith seems happy and he did say somewhere, "that's what we believe". I do hope that means he's had a text of someone important.

Some sort of reworking of The Grand Old Duke of York needs to be our new terrace chant when this gets passed.

I’d volunteer to spend a week at Alan Pardew‘s house if it meant the takeover and relegation happening.

Weak. You'd get 20 shifts a season between them.

Jose looks like he's lost his fire but he would be given a special one's welcome up here (with us being shit and everything). Feeling loved again might ignite the fire. I think I'd still prefer Rafa back though. The bloke's waiting for us for goodness' sake. He's in love.

Thauvin never wanted to be here. He jumped ship because someone at his loan club wanted to knock him out. And he was at his loan club because someone at his contracted club wanted to knock him out. And does anyone remember that video of him in his kitchen dribbling a ball round a load of sexy women in their undies? He’d obviously brought them all back from Livello’s or something. Aaaah to be Florian Thauvin.

I realised he wasn’t going to be Viera when I saw them standing next to each other in a game. Jenas was 6 inches shorter and half as wide. Turned out he was half arsed as well.

“Mike, we said sack the coaching staff, man!”

Why is Joe getting a pass? He saunters about like a stoned Shola. He has the heart of pigeon.

If this takeover happens, we want our ‘told you so’ moment with all the miserable gits who know for absolute certain that it’s off. GDM has to kiss Manor Park’s feet, STM has to get ‘Whitley 1’ on his new shirt and RS has to say ‘Keith is my daddy’ 99 times. And don’t anybody dare say to us, “We’ve just signed Haaland, can’t we all just get along?”.

The hamstring reaper could cut them back down at any moment.

I don't know how people can think there is no takeover attempt and that the buyers are gone. You'd have to believe that Caulkin, Keith, Jacobs and all the other journos are lying or are wrong. You'd have to believe that the club letter regarding the aim of arbitration is a lie and you'd have to believe that Ghodoussi is tweeting out rallying cries for a laugh. The simplest explanation for all that smoke is that Amanda's left the chips on and she's gonna burn the house down. Or something like that.

Park Lane!

Steve Bruce - The man who kept Newcastle up and paved the way for the greatest takeover in football. Build him a statue out of cake mixture.

“St. Maximum didn’t score at Burnley when Rafa was in charge.”

Doussi tweeting again.

PIF's proposed takeover of NUFC has fallen through after the buying parties were unable to reach a deal with the club's supporter's trust.

It is my understanding that the NUST leaders are very willing to give their money to Mike Ashley.

Democracy has always been overrated. A benevolent dictator is what you need. Like Saddam Hussein or Vince McMahon.