Candi_Hills

Relegation, did you say?

Would rather play Hayden full back and play a Staff in the middle. This bloke is a pub team player.

you think we will pick up more points than fulham? or even brighton or burnley? Since Jones came in we've beaten Everton and Southampton, so I don't think it's that unrealistic. With Wilson. Where will we be in the table when he gets back? Between knackered and fucked

Just looking at his bloated battered in mug makes me absolutely fucking furious.

Another spineless c*** who didn't have the stomach to play for this club. What's closer to the truth is that we all knew how much of a c*** him, Dyer, Bramble and Bellamy were to Bobby Robson and he saw what was coming. Bellamy ran his bollocks off every game. The other 3 were knobheads..

I’ve been at 9.9 since Wilson got injured. We’re f***ed. No centre forward. No heart. No brains. And Mrs Doubtfire is still stinking the f***ing dress room out. Alex, tell your f***ing thick ugly fatha to f*** off.

Friend first, boss second. Probably a biscuit connoisseur third.

It's called the Judas Effect. Chris Jericho uses it.

top lad

Joelinton playing like I used to play when I was 7 and it was cold and rainy

“United this, united that” There’s two uniteds playing you ignorant twats

Some people are still convinced Mitro will find his true calling in the champions league. After all, he's only 29.

Which ex-pro co-commentators and pundits do you people actually like? I quite like Hoddle on commentary but I might just have a soft spot for him because he was so good at football. My favourite pundit, by some distance, is Roy Keane. He's 100% honest and it's funny watching Souness and Carragher look like naughty little bairns in front of him. I quite like Ian Wright as well. And his baldy mate. McManaman, Savage, Sutton, Merson, Ferdinand, Collymore, Neville, Souness, Carragher, Owen, Jenas... knobheads.

Just turn the sound off, mate. Treat it as an opportunity to listen to a couple of 'difficult' albums.

Yes, it is full of "easily influenced" people, particularly whenever there are no 'leaks' about the Takeover for them to "believe" or to "rubbish" !! The very best times for our Takeover are when it is totally quiet, as that is the ONLY way that progress (legal and/or arbitration etc) on our Takeover can happen. That IS exactly what is happening at the moment - as logic surely dictates. Silence means one the three scenarios: - Arbitration has begun and they're keeping it quiet. - Arbitration hasn't begun because they're trying to get it done without the need for middle men. - Arbitration hasn't begun because Duncan Castle was right and the Saudis have really lost interest and Rafa just told Mike to stick the job where Steve's tongue is.

Definitely

Hopefully complications from AIDS. I’m picturing the BBC fella just about to sign off a second series for Alan Partridge

I agree. Sheff Utd at home is the only game I can see us winning. If Mrs Doubtfire stays we'll get relegated. Load of rubbish. Football doesn't work like that, if it did I'd be a millionaire from all the accumulators I've won. There's bound to be a few games we pick up points unexpectedly.

I agree. Sheff Utd at home is the only game I can see us winning. If Mrs Doubtfire stays we'll get relegated.

It wouldn't be nowhere near like what it was back then though. Times have changed, and so has your average NUFC fan. Perhaps PIF could get the radgies back in by charging £30 for a season ticket. Accent test on the gate.

Imagine the atmosphere if we get taken over and he’s invited back. He’d lift the club 10 stories higher just by planting his arse in The Milburn posh seats.

So a journo breaks a rumour and then all these ITKs were sitting on the knowledge but decided not to tell anyone. Perfect.

In Steve's little interview there he mentioned that he and the lads set points targets for themselves. Am I being naive here or is that not an intrinsically defeatist approach to fixtures? I've heard other managers and players talk about points targets too and I've always hated the idea of it. To me, it's a total loser's way of looking at games. It's saying by implication, "I don't expect you to beat the good teams". Just me?

He makes Chris Waddle sound like David Attenborough.

Can we not just give them the points and 4 goals or something and spend tomorrow morning practicing putting goal kicks on Gayle's head?