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Sack the fat shit-for-brains buffoon now. He knows only failure. His CV is uglier than his fucking battered in mug. He’s a liar, a pretender and an ungrateful, unmotivated, unkempt fat fucking mess. He couldn’t be trusted to manage his fucking cookies on the chronicle website let alone a PL football team.

"Alex, how often does your dad mention Rafa in an average day?"

Just googled his daughter. Looks like she gets around. Hopefully Graeme Jones gives her a good seeing to as well. Also, did you know SB means ‘daft cnut’ in China. Try it. Next time you order a takeaway show the little Chinese fella a photo of Steve in his drill top and watch him laugh.

9.9 I’ve no faith at all in our buckle-nosed, beetroot-faced, bollock-brained boss. Fuck off, Steve, you slimy, grovelling, lying lard arse. I hope Hodgy smashes your son’s head in and then farts in your biscuit tin, you ugly rotten casserole-faced bastard.

It might be an Epstein's island type of deal. Perhaps Dicky Masters is there as well and they've arranged to have a 14 year old Ukranian girl w*** him off with her foot and Mike's going to hide behind the settee and take a photo of it and then blackmail him into signing the takeover papers.

Keegan is my football hero but I've met loads of Newcastle fans who subscribe to the London view of him - quitter, tactically inept, betrayed the honourable Derek Llambias etc.

What do you reckon happens after we get the nod from the Grand Arbitrator? Is it all formal submissions again and then 6 weeks of O&D testing? Or will they wave it straight through in dispirited defeat?

I just can't imagine how Michael Owen functioned in the laddish environment of the football dressing room. He has the personality of the kid who used to lie about having had trials for Liverpool.

redcafe is the worst Nee chance of the Manc police going to Lahore and Seoul to make arrests though.

We howp you chowk on your CowCowPops, Steve.

There is no wrong nothing in wishing death upon an enemy, but you have committed a thousand wrongs if that death is not suitably celebrated. ~ Bhagavad Gita it goes on to explain why you should send tweets to your enemy’s son.

He's possibly just enjoying the worship he's currently receiving and, as Ankles said, he's just giving a cheeky bit back. Partly to show solidarity, partly to amuse himself. It's the lawyer version of when Mike Ashley got carried away with himself and started standing in the away end with a Smith shirt on. It's feels nice to be one of the lads.

I hope that's not what the cans were for

How lovely it would be if this not only went through but then the fat man came back in with his own compensation case against the PL for some exaggerated sum. And then during the accounts auditing they found a load of diddle vids on Richard Masters' computer.

Just need a bit of Middle Eastern diplomacy then we're home and dry.

Here they go again. They won’t protest themselves which would publicise their current discontent because that would be ‘magesque’ yet they expect journalists to write a whole raft of articles about it instead. If the fans don’t give a single f*** why should journalists? Sunderland AFC - ‘Can’t someone else do it’ There's someone else in the replies basically saying that - for all he hates our fans, we make a noise about MA, so it gets attention. Both you and he have hit the nail on the head. Do we? There's a bit of discontent online but we've never really protested against him in the real world. Plenty of other clubs' fans would've had him out the door years ago.

As everyone has pointed out in the replies, Highland Geordie didn't report anything. He just rehashed what Keith had said three weeks earlier. Potential Burnsie account.

High energy first half. 1-0 up. 2nd half we wilt like Steve’s willy the night Albert chipped Schmichael. Full time score: 4-1.

Did you know Gazza speaks intermediate Italian? Given he was only there 3 years and then abused his brain for next 25, I was quite impressed. It's better than Beckham and Bale's Spanish. Although not as good as Moyes' Spanish.

I've just been watching Lee Clark on Wraith's podcast. He's achingly boring to listen to but I'll do him the favour of assuming he doesn't know how to break out of his media trained persona, like most footballers. We also got a few "Y' knaos" out of him. Not quite as perfumed as Steve's accent but his tongue has been corrupted nevertheless. It seems all the geordie footballers try to talk posh: Shearer, Waddle, Dust, Gazza, Beardsley, Clark... And yet Ant n Dec and Cheryl have maintained their beautiful flat north eastern vowel sounds after years of living in London. Nee excuse, footballers.

Can we not get a mega podcast with Keith, Ben and George?

A blast from the past

100%. If Jack could have made himself less noticeable in the way that Jeff Hendrick does I might have liked him more.

Has many similarities to Jonas - Signed up to play for a proper manager and got saddled with a muppet shortly after - Always running - Always smiling - Knows how to win a free kick - Isn’t Brazilian

Fined? He should be banned for 32 games and put on the sex offenders register.