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Ki had half a good game once man. Ki was a tidy passer and had been an average PL player in his day. Streets ahead of Jeff Hendrick.

Make it an annual thing - Joelinton's Day. It's a ritual bonfire where we burn £40m worth of paper cash and all the players have to do a fire jump bollock naked while we sing Mas Que Nada.

It's a good job he's grafter now that we're down to 9 men.

I wouldn't say that. He's rearranging deck chairs on The Titanic really. Although one must admit, Rafa had them lined up quite nice.

Keith has a mackem accent. He definitely sounds more Durham than Whitley. However, that electrical company that somebody provided a link for is based in Whitley Bay and is registered to a Keith Patterson. Either way, I think we can all agree that Keith who works in Whitley should heed the words of Keith Whitley.

Pardew broke records relating to form and derby day beatings. I think he managed 4 of the “6 in a row”. How do you think you would feel if Steve Bruce lost back to back to back to back games against Sunderland? Sometimes 3-0. At home. With Jack Colback running riot for them. At least Steve can say he delivered our best Derby result in the last 40 years.

It was my understanding that the mackems quite liked Bruce. He delivered a mid-table finish (a major achievement for them) and helped to assemble their greatest squad in living memory. There's no denying that Bruce-era Sunderland had some admirably average footballers: Andy Reid, Jordan Henderson, Keiran Richardson, Simon Mingealot, Steed Malbranque, Darren Bent, Zenden and Sessegnon. That side was far superior to Peytar Reyd's gallacticos. FTM

Long time no see, Veriaqa. I always enjoyed your anti-Pardewism and I still remember how you touched that bird’s boobies on the bus just to see what they felt like. Good times. And aye, it’s still going on.

Yeah, good to have Whitley back. I don't care if the hope he gives me his falser than our two number 10s. This might be the last 4 weeks of passion I'll ever devote to football ever again.

Ashley has several qualities which make him a good businessman. He's a hardworking, unscrupulous cnut. I don't think he's particularly intelligent though. A smarter man of equal immoral fibre would've got a lot more out of the club than he has.

Son Heung-Min pretending to be Cristiano Ronaldo is a bit weird, innit? He's copied his hairstyle, posture, gait and short running stride. He had a comletely different style when he was in Germany. He's a bit old for this sort of thing, isn't he?

No news is good news, or in the words of Keith Whitley, "You say it best when you say nothing at all." See what I did there?

The Champions League would be much better as a knockout competition like it used to be. The group format is as stale as Steve Bruce's tactics. It only exists to create more games (and more $) and to ensure that the big clubs get through to latter parts (because they can afford an off day or two). Think how much more exciting it would be if Juventus could draw an away game to FC Sovietgrad Mentalists in the first round. A bunch of fucking radgie Slavs putting the shits up Ronaldo because they know they the next 90 minutes is shit or bust. That's exciting football.

The f365 man said we ought to listen to Liam Kennedy because he suspected that Liam and he had the same source. We now know that Liam's source is Keith. In fact, Liam and Keith get on like a house on fire and they talk most days on the phone about non-football related stuff, as confirmed by Liam himself. So I'd say Mr f365's man is in that loop and that his source is probably also Keith. He might even be Keith. I don't believe Liam's source is Keith, like. He's even contradicted him a few times. But to update - there's been no update. He's one of them. They're going to Alton Towers together as soon as lockdown is lifted.

I can just picture all the Steves fumbling about going, "Nah that fast forwards it... what's this control... that's for the top bit... is the scart lead in properly..."

The f365 man said we ought to listen to Liam Kennedy because he suspected that Liam and he had the same source. We now know that Liam's source is Keith. In fact, Liam and Keith get on like a house on fire and they talk on the phone most days about non-football related stuff, as confirmed by Liam himself. So I'd say Mr f365's man is in that loop and that his source is probably also Keith. He might even be Keith.

The zebra man reckons that if arbitration fails the club and buyers will pursue other legal routes via the courts. We could have two or three more years to look forward to.

It’s 3.2.21, the day Burnsie said we’d hear the news. It must be happening at 3pm.

Old Bacon Face of Trafford used to do the throw all of your centre forwards on thing. The contemptible Glaswegian git was also never much of a tactical type. Much the same could be said of Sir Bob and Keegan. They were just brilliant motivators and man managers who played players in their strongest positions. I’m not trying to defend the cabbage but it might explain where the master’s apprentice gets some of his ideas.

Aye, he's throwing spanners at ghosts

Doesn’t like Rafa. :lol:

Bruce has a lot of pronunciation perculiarities but I've never really thought his use of "wuh" to be one of them. Pronouncing "we" as "wuh", or perhaps more accurately "wə" in linguistics, is a commonality found in many places in Britain. Replacing "our" with "wuh" is confined to the north (and maybe Scotland and Ireland, not sure) but likewise very common, especially when "our" follows a verb.

Oh aye, no question it's him. He might as well just own it tbh. I actually enjoy Whitley Mag's optimism and I'm not really arsed if he's Keith or not. So sorry Whitley if you're not actually Keith. And if you are him...

Krypton Electrical Wholesalers Ltd --> Based in Whitley Bay --> Whitley Mag

I can't believe this isn't working. You'd think two shit managers would be equal to the power of one medium manager.