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Always quite liked Targett since his Southampton days. He's obviously underwhelming but a lot better than Dummett and Lewis.

Based on my vast experience of Porn Hub and X Hamster, the 'Daddy' thing is often used as a term of endearment between white women and black men. Nothing to do with violence or rape.

Gonna be gutted when he plays him alongside Lascelles and not Schar.

Think this will be a great signing.

Really hope we bring in another winger/attacking midfielder to take advantage of Bruno's passes.

Can't bear to watch or listen to the clips but if it's as bad as people say I hope he gets looked up for a long time, preferably with Purple Aki. He would see who the "daddy" is then.

I know he's injury prone and the latter is a lot younger but Wilson's better than Calvert-Lewin imo

Ecuador is five hours behind, gonna be a long day

1 minute ago, r0cafella said:

We should stick with a 3 man midfield. 
 

Bruno playing deepest with Wilock and Joelinton ahead of him. (On the basis Wilock plays like he did in the second half of the Leeds game)

That would be good, can't see Howe dropping Shelvey though unfortunately.

Think he would have done great here and taken the pressure of Max. Glad we haven't let Man U take the p1ss though.

Only seen that Bruno on YouTube, obviously he looks absolutely amazing but would a midfield of him and Shelvey protect the back four enough or should we be going for a more defensive midfielder to partner Bruno? (I realise that Howe likes Shelvey though and this is unlikely)

If we stay up we should go for Monchi.

Watford job sounds great, few months work then get a nice pay off.

3 minutes ago, Matt said:

I can't get my head around loaning a player with 6 months left on his contract rather than just effectively buying the remainder of his contract. We've already played Man Utd twice, so it's not as though he can face them. This just uses up one of our potential PL loan slots which might come in handy on deadline day.

I think Man U would much rather sell him and we would rather but him but he will only come to us on loan (Can't really blame him). Man U probably feel getting a loan fee and his wages paid is better than nothing.

Don't watch Chelsea much but Hudson-Odoi always looks out of place when I watch them. 

11 minutes ago, reefatoon said:

I thought Fernandez was fit again? Hopefully he isn’t, as having Clark on the bench ahead of him is a shocking decision.

Its crazy how a simple thing like if Fernandez had been playing all season instead of Lascelles or Clark we could be quite a few points better off.

Not sure why him and Jones we're supposed to have fallen out but I'd definitely get rid of Jones before Fernandez. 

Fernandez should have been our first choice CB this season and arguably captain too.

Fraser hasnt been great but at least he's capable of producing something unlike Miggy.

Would give Murphy a chance though ahead of both.

4 minutes ago, ManDoon said:

 Zapata is not Wood. He’s got excellent movement. 

Aww ok, thanks.

What is his pace like?

Don't understand why we are in for Zapata if it's true.

We should have gone for him instead of Wood but too late now.

We don't create many chances so not sure why we would want two big, physical strikers up front.

We should be going for more of a winger/striker with pace imo.

Think they made a big mistake not getting in a proper DOF before the window opened. We got some Celtic reject instead.

10 minutes ago, cubaricho said:

Have loan fees always been a thing? It feels like they weren’t really mentioned until a few years ago. Or is that just because they started to be over a million pounds?

I'm pretty sure Chelsea make a fortune off them.

5 minutes ago, Biggsbond14 said:

Random observation but why has drunken Duncan survived so many managers at Everton and he is still there maybe he’s to blame ? 

Probably too scared to sack him.

We should definitely bring in Eriksen.

47 minutes ago, HTT II said:

I was told we are waiting on the LFC guy?

Probably changed his mind after watching our last few games.

2 minutes ago, nufcnick said:

LAZY is the word your looking for 

Looks to have recently starting diet tips off Danny Rose too. Looks a little bit fatter to me