MrRaspberryJam

Mate, if you honestly think I was being serious..

My bad lads @Jack27 @Rich

I'm not. Quite disgusted actually. We often lowballed other clubs under Ashley. Nothings changed.

Taibi couldn't lace his own.

Borderline racist that.

Yup, same. I'm off to get some Armani briefs and then drive around town on a moped slashing people now.

Koudibaly off to Saudi.

We could ask Milanista, he seems to be really clued up.

Someone embed a tweet that gets me excited about this man. Been at least half an hour since the last good'n.

This. He's got a good head of hair on him, quite svelte, well groomed. We need be looking our best in the Champions League.

I'm just trying to think of other deserts to do.

https://twitter.com/tancredipalmeri/status/1671460410103328768

I think he's WUM'ing the WUMs so you've been whooshed.

Honestly, gags about exotic, foreign footballers liking steak bakes or anything from Greggs has never been funny. And neither has updating their wiki page. The two are combined are horrific.

What about: "Tonali!" To the tune of: "Toon army!"

To what tune?

So why are the Milan lot getting their tits in a twist over it?

"Toon Planes"

I think we'll do a Leicester if we don't have double pivot number 6 and a Trequartista from Bundesliga in by the middle of next week. Just my opinion.

i know I was taking the piss.

We're gonna be fucked if we don't have at least 2 players in by the middle of next week.

Gutting, gutting.