MrRaspberryJam

I'd have sucked it me

Rio "mount everest" Ferdinand Darren "the greatest save in city history" fletcher Jake "you've just won the treble" humphries

BT: How can we make our commentary even shitter? Also BT: Add Joleon Lescott.

See what 2billion can do for us over the next 7 years bud.

Mad you. It's boring the tits off me.

Kyle Walker is a miss at both ends here for City. Guardiola hasn't got a clue has he.

Fucks this shit

BT had Gundogan as listed in goal there.

Farke knows

We spent £63m on Isak alone last summer. I fail to see how we've got less to spend this year considering the Sela and Champions League income we've just brought in.

I'm getting really fed up with your attitude towards red here.

Red and yellow on the strip gives it a real dash of much needed colour. Added bonus of white socks and it's refreshingly clean. Really smart.

Would be ideal for walking the dog in and playing five a side in etc. But 95 bullets for this man. Dear me.

Craig Hope. No idea how or why our transfer budget has managed to shrink so considerably given we've qualified for the CL and have a mammoth new shirt sponsor. But there we go Craig.

How much is it from nufc?

Argh. They're absolutely honking.

I don't want to fall out over it or anything

Listen. I'd rather you just said I was talking shit

Zooming in, doesn't look like there's any stripes (or stripe) on the back (or at least on the top of the back). Could be like what we had in 10/11 where majority of it was plain white. our first wirh puma iirc.

Yellow patch is nice, gives it a bit colour.

I can only think of Burnley away under Bruce when ASM has came off the bench and had a real impact. When ASM plays well, it's usually when he starts.

In CL under Robson and UEFA cup the following season I think they stuck a black square on top of the stripes for the numbers to be printed on.

Apparently it's the adidas one from DHgate

Was smirking reading that then the last sentence finished me off.

He does the best Ali G impression.