MrRaspberryJam

Could really do with putting the actual colours of the club crest on this one instead of a whiteout version of it.

Is it not the clubs choice how they print the names?

I thought that. Seems a right bellend as well.

Honestly it's times like this where Micah Richards is a miss. He may not say anything insightful but at least he's a got a personality and can get a laugh out of the players he's interviewing.

Fair play if you've managed to do that after a joint.

Who did he racially abuse like?

And Kelly getting Gundogan to sign that armband ffs

Des "has it sunk in yet" kelly

Fair play if he's still going then

I'd have sucked it me

Rio "mount everest" Ferdinand Darren "the greatest save in city history" fletcher Jake "you've just won the treble" humphries

BT: How can we make our commentary even shitter? Also BT: Add Joleon Lescott.

See what 2billion can do for us over the next 7 years bud.

Mad you. It's boring the tits off me.

Kyle Walker is a miss at both ends here for City. Guardiola hasn't got a clue has he.

Fucks this shit

BT had Gundogan as listed in goal there.

Farke knows

We spent £63m on Isak alone last summer. I fail to see how we've got less to spend this year considering the Sela and Champions League income we've just brought in.

I'm getting really fed up with your attitude towards red here.

Red and yellow on the strip gives it a real dash of much needed colour. Added bonus of white socks and it's refreshingly clean. Really smart.

Would be ideal for walking the dog in and playing five a side in etc. But 95 bullets for this man. Dear me.

Craig Hope. No idea how or why our transfer budget has managed to shrink so considerably given we've qualified for the CL and have a mammoth new shirt sponsor. But there we go Craig.

How much is it from nufc?

Argh. They're absolutely honking.