MrRaspberryJam

Almiron starting (?)

Player of the Season: Too many to mention Flop: None Most Improved: Murphy Unsung Hero: Longstaff Signing: Botman.

I've actually had a few ales tonight aye.

Its his weakness. As is eczema.

His Uncle Ben was better.

There's a second angle and hes clearly on.

You must get that all the time do ya

Are you actually Hugo Viana?

Should be rewarded if anything.

Mad the difference a new camera angle gives you.

Won't be so lucky when Isak is slamming a few past Ramsdale buddy.

Neither did Henderson at Liverpool

Easy to get the two mixed up.

Good read. Good player. This time last year I was hoping we'd spend big on an upgrade on him but I'd be sad to see him drop out the XI now. He ran himself into the ground at the wrong time as he was a massive miss against Villa. He can't be too far down the pecking order for getting the armband if he's still doing the business for us in a few years time.

"WJUHGAIJDIHT ITS ANOTHER ONE!"

no wonder this place is going down the pan.

Nacho Gonzalez!

Fede Fernandez

Rondon

Almiron

Bassedas Gavilan Cordone Solano Miradinha Cacapa Joelinton Bruno Fumaca Colocini Jonas Kenedy Tino George and Ted Robledo

He is a little weird fella. Look at his cartoon face.

And girls. Women love football just as much as men. I don't know any

Newcastle Utd now dine at the top table boys and we're here to stay.

Amen to that.