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No excuses for Howe now. Top 3 minimum expectation.

Any decent 6'3 RW knocking about? Can Mandzukic come out of retirement for Eddie's height nazi mags?

...he's also a gambling addict, should probs stay clear then.

Im okay with this as long as he's necking roids straight after signing the contract and going full Tim Wiese.

The fuck is this shit on the side of that kid's top?

The biggest miss from the releases. Farewell Kell.

Bye.

Pep is just copying Bruce with his ASM tactic.

Shame it had to end like this but good luck at Man City.

Medical team will improve without Ratworth overseeing it, I have no doubt.

Bet this trowel shagger books Teams calls with himself to look busy and avoid doing owt but pretending to be a cog nonce. State of him, Ratcunt and Red Cafe.

This guy's a fraud and clearly a bit too thick to understand emailing. Howe knew he was a snake.

This guys got the jam. Lessened the potential issues with full backs for next season by getting him up to speed last few weeks after the initial rough start.

The optics of replacing Pope with Ramsdale are garbage, giving a Sky six team any transfer fee is bad enough but doing it for their backup keeper with consistency and flappy hand issues, most likely at an English premium, as well as helping them to potentially trigger a Bruno release clause is pretty irresponsible. Hope we're nowhere near doing that.

Newcastle Specific Player of the Season: Gordon Young player of the season (21 or lower): Livramento Season to forget: Tonali Most Improved: Gordon Unsung Hero: Krafth Signing of the Season: Livramento Goal of the season: Schar vs. PSG Moment of the season: "izz a digrace" Low point of the season: PSG Away VAR Manager rating (Out of 10): 7 Premier League Specific Player of the Season: Saka Young player of the season (21 or lower): Gordon Manager of the Season: Iraola Season to forget: Casemiro

But we didn't sign Maddison though? Thought he was the key to unlocking defences...

Arsenal fans and talksport gobshites thinking 70 million will net them Isak

Found his level.

Four four fackin two!

That Finneran being born in 2008 is Cozier-Duberry looks a decent talent, already established England youth player, left footed pacy RW.

Another Dan Ashworth masterclass giving Targett top coin, expect nothing less.

Hope Adidas do long sleeves.

Quelle suprise a high powered business nonce is also a massive rat too. Gan fuck a trowel.

A SHOT!