Nucasol

Surgically removed like a Turkish hair transplant in reverse

Ginger Dan rather than Stumpy Rat Cunt Dan.

Very much living the Champions League footballer’s life without either the Champions League or the football; caveating he’s on the nest of an elite WAG.

The epitome of good riddance.

Loads living in Bahrain and Dubai. KSA not happy with it but willing to accept it begrudgingly.

Sinister Six cucks.

£87m of pewer talent marra

His Mam is a professional arsehole, I mean agent. Constant problems and noise.

“They wanted Tosin, its us he’s chosen, so just send those sad fuckers away”

Seen him described as Pep Lite.

Clarke linked with Southampton this morning. Same as Burnley last year, he’s just about good enough for a new promote but it’s fairly damning that no established PL club is willing to take a punt or pay what the yokels want for him.

If true, and not PSR relief for the rest of the league, we’ve got to stop being such a board of soft cocks and flag the collusion around this. Is this the 5th anti-NUFC move they’ve taken?

Hoping someone can blow the whole concept of it apart and we start again with something that isn’t loaded dice for the Sinister Six.

Jack28. Upvoting for you my man after the premature threads debacle.

“Ladies and gentleman- we got him…”

Literal swords of Damocles hanging over their heads…

Gammons melted.

Sir Les, Shaka, Daveed and Centre Parting. 1995/96 all over again.

Disaster class incoming.

Alreet Portillo

Official Payday Loan Shark of NUFC.

Would have had Darren Bent in ahead of Defoe for starters. 32 goals in 58 games is mustard for that shitpile club.

I agree with keeping him but depends on whether he can get his swede sorted. If not, pastures new might be better for both parties.

Raging at the state of my alleged Tesla

Get fucked you Skynet nonce.