Billy Warthog

I too would very much warm to a damn good thrashing for the scousers.

There was a time when I was around 16-17 years old, I was actually a fairly good goalie. Played in a local league for a local team, really enjoyed it. Never amounted to much! Then I moved to uni where the focus was on five-a-side all the time - that's the only facility that existed in the area. I kept up the form more or less but there was no real appetite for a decent competition so it just became more of a hobby / way of winding down at the end of the week. Losers got the beers in etc. Ever since then... hopeless! I went in goal for a one-off game about 7 years after stopping playing regularly and was comically shite. One of my goal kicks cannoned off the arse of a fellow defender and pinged back into my own net - that sort of standard. Subbed myself off after 15 mins or so. Thank fuck mobiles weren't around as much, I may well have still featured on some memes today.

Oh well, it is what it is. We're knackered and depleted. A better side would have seen us take a bloody good thrashing. Shame we couldn't get at least one goal back. Take some time to recover and go again lads. Still much to look forward to this season. Well done to the travelling Toon fans. January transfer window may be interesting!

Can we have minus 80 minutes added time?

Thought that was the third

Are there a couple of AI bots on this forum or what?

Should have gone to the fireworks instead.

At least we can only go as low as 8th before the break.

Yep, guess you're right.

This is fucking bullshit, man.

It's not over yet. Feels like it, but it's not.

Worse than the potential loss of points is the shite drumming getting louder.

Oh dear.

Tres drole!

So last 5 in PL have been W D W D W... I'll take another D!

Needs changing 2nd half, we're as flat as fuck out there. Time for Tino?

Usual south coast thing, not us.

Was that some kind of attack we just did?

Think if we were playing another team above 13th place, we'd already be losing.

Pope keeping us in this so far.

I've got a bad feeling about this game...!

Looks like the kind of game that'll be decided by a catastrophic error from someone.

In the meantime, we can all keep warm with the fewm from other PL clubs that we're on telly again.

Need to get round to testing their keeper more.

Sounds like a long evening in store.