Billy Warthog

Keep it together lads, you can do this... topping the group as it stands.

We're getting back into it again.

Ok, well it was always on the cards that they'd breach our defence at some point. We're still the better team on the night, don't let them back in. Please!

Group of Pish.

I am awake, right? This isn't some bullshit dream before waking up for work on Monday or something?

That's it, my mind is lost. All my synapses are shutting down now.

Let's not repeat the Barcelona 2nd half and let them back in. Let's have a third goal!

Pleased as fucking punch. Rinse and repeat 2nd half, we're laughing.

My face hurts from grinning too much.

7 mins extra, thought it'd be more.

Dortmund / Milan still 0-0...

Fucking hell, I don't even know where to look or what to think... better than I could have possibly imagined! Great time for the second, get to HT and go again lads. Offside wasn't even close.

YEEEEEESSSS BUUUURRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Oh this is agony...

Just knocked a side table over. Fuck.

Whatever happens now, I'm very proud of this lot.

Only 15 mins or so before I can tend to my basic human needs again.

Every time a twitter notification goes off, I shit myself.

Shut up Kylian, you club-footed carthorse.

Bollocks, thought that was going in

Really top performance so far. Just need to keep concentration. Long way to go.

Fucking get in Burn

Soak it up people! But now the real work begins... don't let it slip lads!

OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!

Dirty bastard.