JumpersForGoalposts

Been given a ticket for me and the lad from a mate who is a season ticket holder at Southampton. Obvs we will have to be sensible standing in the home end, but can't wait to go to my first game post PIF in the flesh.

Clicked Bruno because obviously. Love Miggy's little face right now and Tripps is top, top drawer, but Bruno is the only 'world class' player we have right now. Which utter troll clicked Murphy?!

"Wor clerb". How ever did they notice that one?

Pure sex. What a day.

Can't stand the cunt.

Only if you want Wor Sven to be responsible for suffocating half our fan base to death.

Luton winning, but they are a huge club TBF. Not sure how Nonce AFC could compete.

GTFI. Wilson my FF VC behind Haaaaland, so doubleplus good all around.

HTL!

Probably not, since the ball was headed directly into the empty net. The covering defender is irrelevant.

Still hate Villa, even now, 13 years after that bedsheet cuntishness. I hope we smash the cunts and give them something to sob about. Snide cunts.

I very much doubt it. That would be the very clearest case of denying a goal scoring opportunity that wasn't a pen. Would be a free kick and red all day long.

Wilson is my VC - time to step up against shitty villa. Foden benched is a dick move by Pep - WTF bro?!

In terms of fanbase when you take the plastics away, we're as big as anyone bar Man U or Liverpool. Get a couple of trophies in the locker, and in 20 years time, we'll be right up there long term. On the pitch ebbs and flows, but we're headed very much in the right direction.

Which he got, but turns out, it was a terrible decision. For all of the oft repeated reasons above.

I'd trade a decade of top 4 places for a FAC win. As it stands, 7th would be a let down, we should crush that easily. I keep saying this, but we aren't Ashley's any more. Let's stop trotting out the tired old Pardewism about cups being distractions. We should be aiming to win stuff, not cow our heads before the 'Sky 6'. Let's enjoy upsetting the entitled established order instead of defeating ourselves before we start. We are bigger than Spurs, Man City and Chelsea. We just had an absolute handbrake of an owner and didn't have as much money. Until now...

He's a grown ass adult, capable of making his own decisions. If he couldn't see that he was going to rot on PSG's bench, then he's a moron. If he thought he was going to displace the established forwards, then he's deluded. Either way, not the sort of character I would like to see in our dressing room. All very predictable, and great fun, but we have Isak and Wilson who are better, and we should attract a quality CF in Jan. Was fun knowing you Ekitike. I hope your career isn't a total bust, but with that attitude and those hamstrings, I'm not holding my breath.

I can't wait to see the look on his face when we paste them and he realises that Eddie is doing an amazing job at an amazing club and he is stuck trying to pick up the pieces from the devastation slippy left behind, at a shit club with a bunch of cunts for fans. The look on his face will be delicious.

How many times is it that Tottenham's media chums have had to roll out the "Not that type of player" lie after Son has very seriously injured someone with an absolute shocker of a deliberately dangerous tackle? I completely agree with you that behind Son's 'cheeky chappie' persona is an absolute shithouse of a player. At least Harry Kane has the courage to act like a complete cunt off the pitch, as well on it, both for club and country.

Yes, yes he is. Murphy is pure filler.

Unfortunately, you are right. Whatever the solution, I can't see Miggy and Tripps being split up, the way things are going.

Bitty squad, less transfer power, worse stadium, worst fans in world football, owners are cunts, city is a pure shithole. 2 years ago, yes, now? Not a chance.

Nice problem alert - when ASM and Isak are back, how do we fit it together with Wilson and Miggy? Anyone fancy a twin pivot of Bruno and Jur with ASM at 10?

Undersoil Mags. It's all a conspiracy.