Earp

I can see the town selling out of head scarfs when he starts banging them in.

After watching his arrival and first interview yesterday it’s clear he doesn’t give two fucks about Newcastle United, its staff, players or fans.

This

There neither!

Edgy place to go mind

Marske United v Thornaby last night. Marske won 4-0 - their no.9 was unplayable

But just a single seat?

Do you just go for one in the resale?

Rats

There’ll definitely be an element in the crowd who will boo him

No idea how the crowd will react if he plays for us again. I’d prefer him to fuck off, but I’ve never booed a Newcastle player, not even Boomsong.

spot on

I think if he stayed it would be an uneasy relationship between him and the fans.

Isn't he head of ground security? Eddie someone or other?

If he’s been offered an improved contract then the club should announce it and put the ball firmly in Isak’s court. If he hasn’t then the club’s a complete shit show

Wonder how many Scousers we have as members for this one

Why don't we chuck in a £70m bid for Mbuema if we have the cash? I know his preference seems to be Man U, but if they're stalling I think this would meet Brentford's asking price.

Candlelit vigil

He did

Surely a keeper isn’t a priority, especially at 40 million

Players sticking the ball up their shirt and sucking their thumb

Has worked out well for Hoza

Have you ever considered writing a romantic novel?

Betyou.ie reporting that a fee has been agreed for Tyler Dibling. No idea whether this source is reliable or not.