Joelinton7

Lush, except the neck

The finger thing means the Saudi tax

But I thought Forest were massive now. They were gutted at no CL and couldn’t imagine lowering themselves to play conference league football. What happened. Guy prob saw how much of a fail Gio Reyna’s move there was and thought fuck that.

Fed up of all this talk about phases and stages with regards transfers and “the project”. I swear the number of stage/phase goes backwards or forwards all the time depending on the mood around the club/most recent result, like we go from 1 to 2, back to 1. Like being back in lockdown again. PIF have ambitions but there’s no master plan. They’re not 4d chessing this, they’re not choreographing every move. They’ve actually made a lot of mistakes. Well maybe we don’t know cause they never speak to us. Rant over. Sick of this window. Need a bid accepted/medical arranged bomba so bad.

I don’t think this is the bomba the title change suggests. We’ve been burned so many times already this window.

Honestly sick of the double speak from our journalists. Advanced negations but not, closing in on a player but £10m apart. If you’ve got nothing stfu.

One of the other journalists said this about JP last week, that negotiations were at an advanced stage and then the article just said talks were advancing, which is completely different.

Hello Chelsea my old friend

They’ll clap him off the bus first

Surely we’d have had to re-negotiate terms. So it does indicate he’s fully wanting to come here still. Fab being briefed for two updates in a day on this could mean club/agents are confident something will be confirmed soon.

They’re on a high from having the league handed to them and signing some Bournemouth left-back. When it gets down to kick off time next season and he’s still at Newcastle, the summer having trickled away, when they’re throwing tantrums on the shop floor, crying cause they didn’t get any sweets, maybe we can offer them a tissue just in time for them to see him smash three past them at SJP. Absolutely rancid fanbase.

Just noticed this cool little detail

Schira is a top tier bullshit merchant

Def a fashion faux pas

Wonder if they’ll bring out a pro version that looks completely different from this, without that horrific neckline, or maybe this is the pro version.

Those bids have already been rejected Luke and you know they have.

Burnley sign that keeper, fuck knas what these means for us

Here’s our story, its mad but true It’s about a guy named Park Seung-soo We took a look, couldn’t turn him down brung him home to geordie town man I should have known it from the very start we only signed him cause of PSR now listen people what I’m telling you we got a winger named park seung soo his amazing skills and the smile on his face the touch on his left when he burns them for pace We got Isak and Big Dan Burn too The kid can play he’s-a park seung soo

Think this one is going to happen

“Let me be clear, you are not getting Scalvini” did I do it right? It worked that last time

£70m for Semenyo 😂😂😂

Dua Lipa has more England caps than Catts

People have to remember that he’d be 10x the player under Eddie than he ever will be at Forest. Eddie will turn him world class.